Wine, Wenches 'n Song [all day]

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Barbossa was spinning around in his chair, eating an apple and filling a catalogue form to buy himself an undead monkey.

Parrots were so done, you see.

Finally he turned on the microphone. "This is Barbossa, it be some day o' the week, I be bored 'n ready t' offer ye advice. Especially if ye be a eunuch or into havin' sex wit' ferrets. Oh, yes, I be gettin' yer messages yesterday."

None of which mentioned either problem, but that had never stopped Barbossa before.

"I be playin' requests, too. Be botherin' me!"

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Song requests!

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Re: Song requests!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Hi Barbossa!" Willow called in quick like a bunny since her mun was heading afk in a sec "Could you please play a happy birthday song for Mr. GOB? I think he'd like that. Something peppy, maybe?"

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"The Arrogant Worms' version it is," Barbossa decided. "Mayhaps if I be mentionin' cake, he'll be bringin' me some."

He turned on the song, cranked it way up and sang along.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool couldn't resist, really, he just couldn't.

"Greetings my piratey radio host!" He said, a touch too cheerfully. "Could you play a very special song dedicated to a certain spy and her up coming bundle of joy? Having My Baby by Paul Anka. Only she's not having my baby because, unless kisses while she's all crazy and another person make her pregnant way after the fact, I'm not the father."

Pause.

"And Arashi would KILL me."

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Be this fer the lovely Miz Aly or be some other wench knocked up as well?"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Aly," Deadpool replied promptly. "And I hope everyone out there listening congratulates her on this happiest of events."

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations, Miz Aly!" Barbossa yelled into the mike, giggling before turning on the requested song.

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was on the phone before Deadpool's song finished playing.

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be the pirate, ye be on the air, don't be borin'!"

Barbossa's version of hello was a little wordy.

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!"

Josh might have gotten a little tired of this, yeah.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"...and ye'd know how?" Barbossa asked.

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"We've been dating almost a year!" Josh squawked. "And she told me she's not!"

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Mayhaps it be not yours," Barbossa offered. "Mayhaps ye be a eunuch 'n she be not wantin' t' hurt yer tiny eunuch feelin's."

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"..."

"..."

"..."

"WHAT?!"

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Were the words too big fer ye?"

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"..."

"..."

"ALY!"

*click*

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"'n because he be forgettin' t' ask fer a song, here be Kris Kristofferson's Eddie th' Eunuch (http://stlyrics.com/songs/k/kriskristofferson2216/eddietheeunuch106798.html) fer him," Barbossa concluded helpfully.

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly tapped her fingers, waiting for Barbossa to pick up.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"This be Pirate Radio, ye be live! Be not sayin' anythin' humiliatin' t' ye--everything be recorded."

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Pirate," Aly said sweetly. "Having a good day over there?"

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"It's been a mite slow, Miz Aly. How can I be of assistance? I can sing lullabies!"

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps for Zoe's baby. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. I'm not pregnant."

"I do have a song request though."

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Do ye now?" Barbossa replied. "What be the tune?"

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"It seems appropriate," she told him. "I'd like 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"..."

"...be ye implyin' I be not doin' anything?"

Yes, Barbossa, that's the name of the song.

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Why yes, that might have been what I was implying," she said.

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[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"THAT BE NAUGHT BUT A DIRTY LIE!" Barbossa bellowed.

He'd done lots, dammit. He'd organized his rum bottles and gotten the squirrels off to work and then drunk his rum and bought more and then counted all the shiny things in his room and decided he needed more.

It was a very busy day.

Re: Song requests!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Then you can play the song in the knowledge that it does not refer to you," Aly chuckled. " Also, let me say again that I AM NOT PREGNANT."

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Sure yer not," Barbossa grumbled as he found the song. "It be two-headed and ye jes be ashamed o' it."

Re: Song requests!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"You're absolutely bonkers," she replied.

Re: Song requests!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"That be not the worst thing I've been accused of," Barbossa said jovially.

Ask for advice!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

If it doesn't involve being drunk, paying for sex or a combination of the two, he's at a bit of a loss...

Stop by the studio!

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To drop off gifts, of course!

Shiny is good.

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I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD ENDING OMG.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Hey, nice bush.