Turtle & Canary; Friday [06/29]

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One might notice a sign on the door of Turtle & Canary, right below the glittery "Help Wanted" sign, but in much bigger, less glittery forbearing lettering:

By entering this establishment while armed with water fight paraphernalia,
You hereby agree to the terms of:
You Ruin It, You Buy It!
You will be held responsible for squirting my merchandice.
We have security cameras AND a robot guard dog.
And a SquishyBot with lasers on its head.

Thank you for choosing Turtle & Canary!
--Management.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Mussels, Dust, Red.

Turtle & Canary is open!


[[ definitely open for the water fight, but squirt at your own risk. ;D ]]

Comments

Mod Apu -- 06/29

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If you're actually here to, what the heck, shop.

Talk to Turtle -- 06/29

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The small water pistol in her hand as she kicks back and flips through a newspaper at the counter is only a sampling of the arsenal hidden below.

The Store -- 06/29

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For the running around and shooting of people. Feel free to mod Liz the Robot Guard Dog getting uppity about potentially damaged merchandise.

OOC -- 06/29

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...I really want to have a giant water fight now...