The Graveyard: Thursday Night

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Another night and there's Mel in the graveyard on patrol.

Not that there are any vampires in Fandom to slay.

At least real vampires.

"Seriously. Knock it off. You're not funny."

[ooc: for fat_halpert and falcon_or_blade but open to all really. If you want to hang out in a graveyard.]

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[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

Faile had no clue what was going on, but it was very amusing to watch them bicker.

"Are there many on these vampires around here that a patrol is needed every night?"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"No, just me," Jim said. "My kind can be way too dangerous unless they have monk discipline like I do."

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

"Can anybody be one of these monks or do you have to be special?" Faile asked with a smirk.

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"The order disbanded sixty years ago, so I guess I'm special in that sense," Jim said.

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

"So, you are over seventy or eighty years old and yet you still choose to attend a school that seems to only allow teenagers?"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"It's a vampire thing. I didn't finish high school before I died and then relifed," Jim said. "I could have gone for my GED, but I said to myself, 'Jim, if you're going to do this, you're going to do this right."

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

"I see." Not really. She had no clue what a GED was.

"So you, a vampire, have come out on patrol with Mel, a person who is patrolling for vampires. Correct?"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"Just making sure that nobody hones in on my turf," Jim said.

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

Faile tried to remember everything he and Mel had said. "But, you don't drink human blood so what would it matter?"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"They'd give pacifists like me a bad name," Jim said.

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"There's no such thing as pacifist vampires!" Mel grumbled.

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"Aside from me, no, there aren't," Jim said.

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"But you're not a vampire!"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"Now that's just a mean thing to say," Jim said, clearly hurt.

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Fine. Show me your teeth," Mel said ignoring any feeling of hurt. "The big pointy ones of doom. Then I'll believe you."

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"My teeth are a very personal thing to me and I refuse to show them off to people who are as uncaring as you," Jim said. "Unless I'm taking a break from pacifism and then bite them, of course."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"One of these days Halpert!" Mel shouted as she started to stomp away. "You're going to trip on this vampire nonsense! And I'm going to be there when you do!"

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"See? I said we were arch-nemeses!" Jim yelled after her. "That's the kind of thing you tell an arch-nemesis!"

He was so lucky he lived through this.