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Jaina Solo Fel ([personal profile] solo_sword) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2007-08-15 05:34 pm

Caritas- Wednesday, August 15

When Jaina got to the bar, there was a tall, hairy being staring down a zombie. "Can I help you?" she asked, going to duct tape the drummer's hand to the drumstick. It had been coming loose lately.

"Are they supposed to be here?" he asked in a low, gruff voice.

"Yeah. That's the band," Jaina said. "We're not open yet, but if you wait a couple minutes I can get you set up."

"Oh, don't worry about it. It's my night behind the bar," D'Argo said.

Jaina paused. "No, it's mine."

"Tonight's Wednesday?"

"Yeah."

"I was told to start on Wednesday."

"I'm killing him," Jaina muttered, and headed to the phone at the bar to make a quick call. Once that was done, she folded her arms in the face of the alien a whole foot and a half taller than her, and said, "I'm not leaving until I hear differently."

D'Argo matched her position and said, "Neither am I."

And that would be why anyone who showed up tonight might have two bartenders fighting over them on principle.

[I however have a spinny room deal going on. Please to be modding Tino if you can.]

The Stage

[identity profile] iqof39.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
D'Argo would prefer a dance floor, but at least there's a band.

Re: The Stage

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"If I've already sung this then I apologize."

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Re: The Bar

[identity profile] deandestroyer.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into the bar.

They were followed by a sad-looking horse.

Two NPCs walked into the bar. The second one seemed to be ducking.

A piece of string with frayed ends was tied into a knot. That was the only way he could get a drink.

A termite walked into the bar and asked Tino, "Is the bar tender here?"

A mushroom walked into the bar and ordered a round for everyone because he was such a fun-gi.

Re: The Bar

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Robin was absolutely not rocking out to The Corrs on his walkman as he came in. Except for the part where he totally was.

The Lounge

[identity profile] iqof39.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
The place that is not the bar.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
John: *waves at D'Argo from Massachusetts!*

Re: OOC

[identity profile] deandestroyer.livejournal.com 2007-08-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, I had to get bar jokes in here at some point!

All the NPCs will ignore everyone, as usual.