Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Wed. 10/17

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George Michael came to work armed with a huge stick. And he looked mad despite the black eye. Yesterday he got his bananas stolen, was given a black eye by a stupid jealous monkey, and he was denied any loving. What was wrong with this world?!

Today he had nothing to offer customers save maybe a cup of chocolate with a few nuts thrown in. Nuts were ten cents extra though.

 

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George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

...was not in a good mood.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Gabriel walked past the banana stand, and noticed there were significantly fewer bananas today. "Days of plenty gone now, eh?" he asked, looking eerily pleased.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Great. This was all he needed. The homeless guy who sleeps in a church.

"If you've come to gloat, it will not work on me today." And he held his stick higher against his chest.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"Gloat? Why would I gloat?" Gabriel replied. "I've just come to inform you that the wrath of God is upon you, and unless you repent worse things than stolen bananas are to come."

Millenia of being an archangel and delivering various tidings, good and bad, had given him a certain amount of practise.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael frowned. "How do you know that? How do you know my bananas were stolen?" He gasped. "It was your monkey wasn't it! What did you do, name your monkey God? That's that's... I know that can't be a good thing."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Gabriel just listened to the radio.

"God is not a monkey!" Gabriel hissed. "God is the almighty, the Creator, Lord of Hosts etc etc etc. The monkey just did his bidding. Greed is a sin, you know."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary, wearing one of her cute little dresses as usual, dropped by the banana stand for her double-dipped banana. Except she noticed something odd when she got there. "Hey, where are all the bananas?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

He spoke to her breasts. "The monkey stole my bananas."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"They did what?" asked Mary.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"It. It was just one. He... all of them. It was a bad monkey. Gave me a black eye." Woe. Oh. But Mary was lovely. Maybe she would want to... you know... ride the pony?

George Michael looked up with a hopeful expression on his face.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

There were two men merrily rowing a canoe past the banana stand. They were wearing heavy fur coats. Clearly, they were not very sane.

"Je te plumerai la bouche."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael stared. Really, in a situation like this that's all one could do. That? And he didn't know French. Was that French? He thought so.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Francois was getting out of the canoe and walking around behind the banana stand while Jacques continued to sing.

"Et la tête, et la tête."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael stepped out of the stand to get a closer look with his one good eye. "Hi, uh... did you want some chocolate?" Yeah, he wasn't sure the singing was going to quit, but be nice to everyone right?

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"What the heck?" said Mary, staring at the men in the canoe.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Jacques was still singing, merrily, and waving to the lady with the very nice boobs pelt, while Francois dragged George Michael behind the banana stand.

"Je te plumerai la nez ..."

If Mary was looking at Jacques, she may not Francois sneaking up behind her, swinging his club.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary was wondering if there were street performers in town that she hasn't heard about. Actually, it was totally not a good day for that kind of thing since she didn't have any tourists staying in the hotel. Maybe she could persuade these two to come back on Saturday when she had a full house...

She was totally not watching her back, mainly because Mary was used to having someone up in the surveillance room watching for her.

Enjoy your freaking banana.

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Except there are no bananas today.

Enjoy your freaking nuts that you paid extra for.

OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

I feel wicked.

Re: OOC

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor George Michael!

Re: OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Woe is George.

Re: OOC

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Awww.

...monkeys are evil.

Re: OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Dick and Teddy? Too cute.

Way evil, though I totally should have played with Dick last night. *evil snickers*

Re: OOC

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

He would have cried like a wee girl and Tino would have never let him live it down!

He would be all sad, like the icon.

Re: OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

And there would be much woe in the world from a woefully sad Dick. Aww.