http://spring-lost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2007-10-24 07:51 pm

The Beach, Wednesday Evening

After a day spent indoors doing things that would probably be described as 'plotty' in some areas of the world, Nathan... needed some fresh air.

And a glimpse of the water.

He stood on the beach, a little off from the more oft-frequented paths. Staring at the water. Letting details slot into place.

And maybe enjoying the sight of the waves. Just a little. But not too much.

There were things to be done. As always. He took a breath.

[ open like a beach generally is, although nate is here mostly for a certain bugging ]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
He had given a test today, wandered about aimlessly and then went to go find a messiah to pester.

Oh look! There he was!

"Nate." He nodded and plopped down on the sand and was quiet for a beat. "My hips don't look big, right?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He so was. He was a big fat liar if he claimed to have expected that.

"Well, one of my students said that red was a slimming color, but I wasn't sure."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wade tapped his chin thoughtfully. "She is on tonight..."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or," Wade continued, holding up a finger toward the sky. "I could watch that What Not To Wear show and get some great tips to hide them."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well it was a test on feminism, but yes. My hips did come up during it."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"The hips don't lie!" Wade countered. "Though I'm not exactly sure what that means."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"What a terribly future it must be where such pertinent questions are left unanswered," Wade replied, shaking his head sadly.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, yeah, post-apocalyptic Mad Max-ish world and Apocalypse, blah, blah, blah..." Wade waved dismissively. "The answers to musical questions will forever haunt us though."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"They are!" Wade settled back to lay down on the sand. And might be making a sand angel. "Like you don't wonder if 867-5309 is really Jenny's number."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah, fun times all around. Stopped by for breakfast, yelled a lot. The usual."

Riiiight.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nah," Wade replied, looking up at the sky. "Wanted to know my top secret waffle recipe. It's cinnamon, you see. It makes the waffles tastier."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"That you have a shop here and enjoy going for a swim on occasion." Nate could take that however he pleased.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not!

"And I think she just wanted to confirm that I am, in fact, married to a guy."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Wade muttered. "But I don't think Arashi was as happy to be called 'the infamous husband'."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...this was true. "Yeah, I guess she was being nice about it." Didn't mean the protectiveness over Arashi was going away.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"What, like Dom singing bad songs in her bathroom while drunk?" Wade might be trying to warn Nate off the topic. Might.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like gogurts," Wade agreed. "She's gonna want to kill you more, the longer you wait."

He made a face. "I know I would."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeeeeaaaah," Wade drawled, ignoring the look. "And lemme guess, it's for her own good."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's not an answer!"

Narrative was just a tool for him.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wade did the mature thing and tossed a handful of wet sand at Nate. "You're the worst Christ figure ever!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Keanu Reeves doesn't wear a dress."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"He's my second favorite Christ figure," Wade replied.