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needsaparrot ([personal profile] needsaparrot) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2007-12-11 11:40 am
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Mauvaise Chance Apartments Office Lobby: Tuesday 12-11

It's the holiday season. Well, a holiday season. Xander's a Guy With Tools. There's nothing wrong with kicking back, feet on the counter, and scrolling the craftsmantools.com website, mm'kay?

It's not like the electric drills are naked or anything.
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[OOC: Open for tenants, tourists and tumbleweeds!]
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[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A very grumpy looking slayer announced her presence by stomping into the room. "Please tell me there's something on this island that I can kill."
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-11 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander looked up... and may have tried to cover his laptop screen before remembering that he wasn't looking at naked drills.

"Uh. In there, maybe." He pointed across the lobby to the holosuite while studying her expression. "Still haven't done the one where you get to blow up the Sta-Puft marshmallow man."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel just nodded and walked towards the door before stopping for a second.

"What's a marshmallow exactly? I thought it was food."
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-11 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander set the laptop aside and followed her. "It is. Sta-Puft is a company that makes 'em. Their logo is a giant guy made out of marshmallows. Creepy as all hell."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel gave her watcher a weird look as if asking if he were completely serious.
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is! I mean, it's no Bonzo the Clown, but still. Creepy!"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a big sigh of frustration. "Fine," she said in a tone that said that it wasn't fine but what the hell. "Let's do this."
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Xander reached for the entry-button to slide the door open, then looked back over his shoulder at her. "You sure you don't feel like killing a triple-fudgeybananabutterbatter sundae, instead?"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not hungry," Mel replied sharply. "And shouldn't I be training?"
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Anybody who thinks you can't be attacked by dairy products needs to meet the brie Dean Guerera used to serve at his UC Sunnydale mixers." Xander slid the door open, though. "I was just checking, though. Far be it from me to stand between a Slayer and her need to beat the crap out of something."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Damn straight," Mel said. "Where's the creep?"
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Xander flipped the holo-projectors on, and downtown Manhattan sprang into life around them. At night.

And then the street started shaking. Like giant feet were pounding the pavement and coming their way.

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Mel was all business now as she picked up her holo-generated battle axe. She had a grim smile on her face.

"Now we're in rutting business."
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Holographic wheels squealed and holographic citizens ran screaming in terror as the pounding reached tremor-level, and the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man stomped around a high-rise and into view.

Did we mention he's fifteen stories tall?

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Mel gave the giant marshmallow man a big look of "WTF?" before she leaped for the nearest fire escape and started climbing up to the top of one of the buildings.

"Seriously! This is a monster you've fought before?" she yelled.
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, uh, not as such?" Xander yelled back. "I saw it in an ad for these psychic exterminator guys on the Portalocity website."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Well at least it's not about to give birth to a portal from hell," Mel said as she crouched on the ledge of the building and waiting for the thing to get closer.

"Does it do anything other than walk around and smash things?"
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't think so," Xander called from below. "Just big, cranky, and-- huh, maybe it is about to give birth."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't want to be around when it comes to term," Mel said as she waited for the thing to get closer and then jumped out to try and land on the thing's shoulder.
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess if you had a campfire and some sticks?"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that for a lynch mob?"
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[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-12-12 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, for toasting the, uh." Xander made defensive gestures. "It's less psycho than it sounds! It's just a giant possessed blob of sugar and lard. anything that came out of it would be tiny possessed balls of sugar and lard."
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