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Mauvaise Chance Office/Lobby, Monday Afternoon [1/21]

That guy in the totally unobtrusive hat and dark, dark sunglasses behind the counter, sitting directly under the Guy With Tools sign and trying to pretend the new issue of Ninth Wonders he's reading renders him invisible? Is not remotely Xander.

Just ignore the eyepatch behind the ~~curtain~~ sunglasses.

[OOC: Open, despite what Xander might tell you.]

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He spent this weekend READING BOOKS. BIG. HEAVY. BOOKS.

Edited 2008-01-21 17:57 (UTC)

"Hey boss," Mel said cheerfully as she entered the lobby with a box of goodies from J'GOB. "What's with the hat?"

"Nobody by that name here," Xander said, slouching down under the hat. "But...uh... if you wanna leave those pastries for him, I'll be sure to hand 'em over if he shows up."

"Ohhhh.... Don't tell me you got caught up in the strange this weekend," Mel said leaning against the counter. "First sign of weird? I hid out in an unused common room and watched TV all weekend. You didn't get all lurky on me did you?"

Xander cringed. "No, if there's one thing I didn't do, it was lurk."

Mel smirked and hopped up the counter and opened the box of pastries for Xander. "C'mon, boss man. Spill it. It can't be worse than getting whore money to bail me out of jail, right? Especially if there was no bitey."

"I came on to Anders." Right, because that was the most embarrassing thing he did all weekend.

"Well he is supposedly hotter than Marco," Mel reasoned. "Whoever the hell Marco is. Did you hit on him too? And hopefully Bridge was around to see this."

"No, I didn't hit on Marco!" ...Only because he hadn't been around. "And Bridge was somebody else too. Who I also...gyahhh. " Xander banged his forehead against the counter a few times.

"No, I didn't hit on Marco!" ...Only because he hadn't been around. "And Bridge was somebody else too. Who I also...gyahhh. " Xander banged his forehead against the counter a few times.

"Wow," Mel replied. "And to think I missed the show. You do realize that you weren't you right? And that you weren't doing what you would normally do. And if Bridge wasn't Bridge then.... okay all this stuff is making my head hurt. It wasn't you so what's the big deal? It's not like you're a ho in real life."

Xander nudged the hat back slightly so he could actually see when he looked up at her. "No, I know. I mean after last time this happened, trust me, I was already singing that song. Just... there was a ...loincloth. Thing. I have trauma."

Mel was not helping at the moment because she had fallen off the counter when she started laughing.

"Loincloth?" she said when she caught her breath.

And then there was more laughter.

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After class, Bridge makes his way over to the apartments to see how Xander's doing.

"Hey!" he says, raising his eyebrows at the hat.

"There is no Xander," Xander says, slouching down in his seat. "There is only the hat."

"Are you sure?" Bridge asks, wandering behind the counter. "'Cause I'm going to get funny looks if I have to tell people I'm dating a hat now."

"Hey, it's a very stylin' hat!"

"That is not going to keep me warm at night," Bridge pouts. "Well," he concedes, after a moment, "maybe it will keep my *head* warm but what about the rest of me?"

"You wouldn't have to wear it on your head," Xander points out.

"Still not the same."

"Okay, true. But still an improvement on this weekend."

"Yeah, about that. You didn't, um..." and Bridge makes a sort of vague twirly hand motion, "with anyone, did you?" he asks hopefully.

Xander shakes his head rapidly. "No. Nonononono. No, no, and if I forgot to mention it, no." He glances down. "Not that he wasn't trying to."

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Oh and? I HAS A DSL.

Which seems to - knockwood - be staying on. Finally.

Woo, DSL! YAY!

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