Caritas - Tuesday Evening [Open]

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

The zombies were very disturbed by the conversation that was going in the back room right now. And the fact that they couldn't see Donut and Tino just made the whole thing worse.

"Tino, I need you to look at my hose," Donut said.

Tino just stared at Donut for a moment. "Excuse me?"

"My hose," Donut said, lifting up the water hose that was supposed to be behind the bar. "I stuck a cherry in there to see if it'd made cherry flavored water, which it does, and now I can't get it out. Can't you, I don't know, just suck it out?"

"I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near your hose," Tino said.

"I'm wearing a helmet, it's not like I can do it myself!" Donut argued. "Well, how about you stick your finger in the hole and wiggle it around a bit?"

"I'm leaving," Tino said. He walked out and noticed the zombies gawking at him. "What are you deadbeats looking at?"

The zombies quickly tried to make themselves look occupied. A few even whistled inconspicuously.

Comments

Band!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

They were very, very disturbed right now.

Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

Any water you get is gonna be cherry flavored.

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

Melody slid onto a bar stool, and her mouth dropped open. "Oh my god, you have the best uniform ever," she told the person behind the counter.

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

"Thanks!" Donut said cheerfully. "I wasn't a fan at first but you get used to it. It's surprisingly roomy in the crotch."

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

"Wow, I was just happy it was pink. I hadn't even thought about your crotch yet," Melody said.

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

"You're happy it's pink?" Donut asked. "My teammates give me hell for it being pink all the time."

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

"Then your teammates are mean!" Melopdy said passionately. "Pink is the best color and they're just jealous 'cause your uniform is special."

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

"You're right!" Donut said. "They're totally jealous. They're jealous of my armor and they're jealous that they can't put their ankles around their head like I can!"

Donut should probably stop talking a sentence before he usually does.

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

"You can do that too?" Melody chirped. "I thought I was the only one! But being flexible is awesome."

Melody, on the other hand, shouldn't talk at all.

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

"Yeah it is!" Donut said. "I kept telling the guy back at the base that putting your ankles behind your head was awesome but for some reason they didn't want me to demonstrate."

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was kinda hoping for cherry flavoured girl drinks with wee umbrellas and naughty names.

But, he had a reputation to protect so...

"Whiskey, my good... Tex? Did you get hit with a girl stick?"

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

At the mention of Tex's name, Donut dove behind the bar. If it sounded like a whole row of liquor bottles just got smashed it's because it did.

"Oh god! Don't let her kill me!" Donut yelled.

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool looked around the bar. Then looked over the bar for the guy who looked like a girly Tex.

Oh, it hurt his brain to think about.

"So... you're not Tex?"

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

Donut rolled over so he could face the guy that was talking. "Do I look like Tex to you?"

It never occurred to him that, yeah, he kinda did.

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, aside from the armor being pink..." Deadpool nodded. "Yes. Yes you do. Although I'm pretty sure she woulda punched me for that comment so it's pretty much certain you aren't her."

Re: Bar!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

"Yes, yes she would have," Donut said. He got up off the ground. His armor was now dripping with liquor. If there was a smoker in here there was a good chance he'd go up in flames.

"I'm Donut," he said.

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...it made Deadpool itch to start smoking. Curse his healthy lungs.

"Good to meet you, Donut! Call me Deadpool. But it usually has a better font when I say it back home so try and picture that in your mind."

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

Melody smiled at the guy in the mask. "Hiiiii."

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded to the hot blond whom he was no longer allowed to look at so it was a very platonic look.

Very.

Platonic.

"Hello, attractive blond who I haven't met before this." A beat. "Are you new in town or do I just need to get out more often?"

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

"Attractive blond" was actually better than some things guys said trying to get Melody's attention, so she grinned at the greeting and the deeply platonic look.

"I've been here since May?" she said. "But I do not get out all that often, 'cause the store keeps me busy and I spend a lot of time on my music. I'm Melody."

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He put out a hand for her to shake. "Call me Deadpool!"

(PLATONIC!)

"Ahhh, so I see. What store is that?"

Re: Bar!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

"Groovy Tunes?" Melody said, squeezing the hand with a firm frummer's grip as she shook. "The record store, next to the Perk. Totally convenient for caffeine cravings."

Re: Bar!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I have never been!" Deadpool admitted. "Do you sell The Knack there?"

Because that's all that mattered to him.

Lounge!

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

For chillin like a villain.

OOC

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

Sarge: I just realized that my only way out of this situation, is to launch a rescue mission to save Grif! I've got me one of them...uh, Donut, what's a fancy word for choosin' between two things you don't wanna do?
Donut: Uh, conundrum? Dilemma? A threesome with cheerleaders?
Sarge: I'm gonna go with conundrum.