Barbossa "Schedules are for other people" Radio

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"G'day me hearties 'n welcome t' Friday evenin' wit' the pirate!" Barbossa said.

It was even Friday night, which was, to be frank, a completely lucky guess on his part. "Tonight's theme be music that be gettin' ye ready t' go outside. I also be openin' the help lines fer those o' ye completely confused about what ye supposed t' be doin' next Thursday. It be Valentine's Day, a day ye give wenches chocolate in exchange fer sexual-type favors."

Not really, no. "It be me favorite holiday, except fer I never buy anythin'."

That, at least, was true.

He flipped on Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" and cranked it.

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Re: Ask for advice!

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"Right." He was so shooting at some little flying thing if he saw it. "Thanks for the advice! Hopefully I don't have to shoot anyone but it's good to know I can without getting into trouble."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"If ye hit Tinkerbell, I be havin' nothin' t' do with it," Barbossa said hastily.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"I know who that is and I'll avoid her," Gavin promised. "Thanks!"

And Gavin hung up the phone, feeling better now that he knew he could defending himself against little men with wings and arrows.