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Turtle and Canary: Monday

Jamie sat behind the counter thinking certain thoughts.

Thoughts of cabins, the leaving of certain stickbugs, the ramifications of time travel and the possibility of unraveling time and space as we know it... and girls.

Yes. Girls.

Well he is a teenager.

Today's squishy flavors: Red, Grape Judas, Time Travel Paradox

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"Thank you! Come again!"

He's very buggable.

Sokka got himself a super-sized Time Travel Paradox, and headed over to Jamie. "You, uh... Any of the newbies turn out to be from your alternate future?"

"Nope," Jamie said with a frown. "Though I heard Logan might be around. He has a knack for being everywhere at once maybe he has an idea."

Sokka grimaced. "I'm sorry... You'll find a way. This IS Fandom, after all." He shrugged. "Want to torment newbies until you feel better?"

"Me? Torment newbies?" Jamie said looking insulted... and failing pretty bad at it too. "I'd never do something like that."

Sokka snapped his fingers. "RIGHT, right, right, sorry, I forgot. Silly me. Do you want to torment teachers until you feel better?"

"See? Now that's more like it," Jamie grinned. "I may have to get on that soon. I think I went an entire semester without getting thrown in detention."

Sokka tsk-tsk'd him and took a swig of his Squishy. "You're slacking, Madrox. Seriously slacking."

"What? Maybe I've matured?"

"Maybe. But if Stinson is any measure to go by, people aren't really required to mature, ever. I'm sticking with my 'slacking' theory."

"Hey, Stinson is AWESOME. He let us watch porn in class," Jamie said gleefully. "Oh. Wait. No, that was me. I switched out the DVD's."

"I didn't say he doesn't have his good points," Sokka replied with a grin. "Just that he's unbelievably immature."

"But he's awesome!"

No. Jamie wasn't getting Sokka's point at all.

Sokka stared at Jamie. "...And he's an idiot! And a jerk!"

"What?" Jamie said. "No way. What did he do?"

Sokka blinked. "It's Stinson. He doesn't have to DO anything. He just IS."

"I thought you said he was Awesome," Jamie said looking confused.

"...Yeeeeeaah," Sokka replied. "But only in terms of porn and booze. Otherwise, he's a jerk."

"So it's a qualified awesome," Jamie said with a frown. "Funny... I kind of looked at him as a possible role model."

Sokka just stared.

"STINSON????"

"What? He's well off. Gets the girls and drinks lots of booze."

"Yeah, but he's also STINSON."

"I think you're just jealous."

"Of STINSON???"

Sokka stared some more. "You know what? I'm just going to pretend this conversation never happened."

"Can I pretend I'm Stinson?"

"You... you do that. I'm gonna go."

"So long Pony-tail boy!" Jamie said with his best stinsonesque impression. "Remain AWESOME!"

Sokka cringed and ran.

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