Atlas Gym, Friday

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

When Barney finally walked next door to the gym, it was with a renewed sense of ownership and innovation. Yes, he had plans to enact and people to hire and he started by setting out a sign:

Atlas Gym
Now Hiring
NOTE: MUST BE CAPABLE OF PULLING OFF SPANDEX
See Manager for complete list of requirements and expectations.

Barney was rather pleased with his creation. If only he still tasted like scotch it would be a perfect Friday.

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Work it Out!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Working out is what the gym's for, after all.

Re: Work it Out!

[tyler_gone]

Tyler got to the gym a little early for his date match with Tony and settled into a run on the treadmill. A little cardio never hurt.

Re: Work it Out!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

And there was a Tony! Who was only fashionably late. Really.

"Tyler!"

Re: Work it Out!

[tyler_gone]

"Tony," Tyler managed, slowing his pace on the treadmill until he could stop. "How are you feeling?"

Re: Work it Out!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

"I have the sinking suspicion this won't end in a Swedish massage..."

Re: Work it Out!

[tyler_gone]

"Not usually," Tyler admitted, rubbing the back of his neck. "Though I think there's a spa in town if you want to do that instead."

Re: Work it Out!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Tony made a thoughtful noise and nodded. "So! Tyler. How do we begin?"

Re: Work it Out!

[tyler_gone]

"I roll out the mat," Tyler said, going to do just that. "And while I'm doing that, you take off your shoes and decide if you want any of the padding. I never bother. You might want a chest plate." He waved vaguely to the cabinet where such things were kept.

Re: Work it Out!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Touching his chest, Tony nodded vaguely. "That might be for the best."

A cardiac arrest always killed the mood, after all.

He went over to grab a chest plat, but was far too manly to go for anything else.

Re: Work it Out!

[tyler_gone]

Cardiac arrests were not how Tyler liked to end matches, that was for sure.

"Okay, then stretch out," he said, demonstrating. Nothing fancy, just moving his arms and legs to work out any kinks. He didn't even really need it after his run. "Have you ever been in a fight?"

Get a Job

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney's in his office, managing things as a manager does. Sadly the only new perk is full control over the contents of the mini-fridge.

Re: Get a Job

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Biff walked into the office carrying a huge bag of popcorn. "Any spandex sightings yet?"

Re: Get a Job

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Nothing worth sighting again," Barney replied dully. "Ooh!" He brightened at the sight of the popcorn. "It's so nice living right next door. I bet that popcorn's still warm even."

Re: Get a Job

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Like I would bring you cold popcorn," Biff scoffed. "By the way, your fiancee tasted awesome last night."

Re: Get a Job

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Didn't she?" Barney smiled. "Like Baskin & Robbins 31 flavors of Vala."

Re: Get a Job

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"I was just the one flavor," Biff pouted. "It would've been cool to be an entire Chinese take out menu or something."

Re: Get a Job

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"I was scotch," Barney said proudly. "It was fan-freaking-tastic."

Re: Get a Job

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Nice," Biff said. "Can you imagine being stuck tasting like something awful, like dish detergent?"

Re: Get a Job

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Or like crayons," Barney laughed, thinking of Lily.

Re: Get a Job

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Definitely not crayons," Biff agreed. "Or glue..."

OOC

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Yes, Barney will only hire pretty people who look good in spandex. If you would like your kid employed at Atlas, ping me at ltcolkirk314 or email!

I'm contemplating a donut while I put up a post about working out. So so sad.

Re: OOC

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Cable: *coughs*

Re: OOC

[intraspective]

Way to make me nearly spit my water out giggling, you.

*dies giggling*

Even if it's true!

Re: OOC

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney: Your spandex is lacking something.

Re: OOC

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Discrimination, surely.