J, GoB - Saturday Morning

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala wasn't sure what she was going to do. She trusted the technology of this universe, up to a point. Unfortunately, that point was right in front of her, telling her what she didn't want to hear.

How could she have been so stupid?

Barney was the mark. She knew he was the mark. But she'd taken her eye off the prize, and now she wasn't going to be able to just take off with all of his lovely, shiny money and set up shop in some other galaxy.

Oh, no. First she had to give birth to his baby.

Well, not his baby, but even she wasn't irresponsible enough to leave a child alone with Biff.

[ooc: Open to everyone, and particularly to the baby daddies.]

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[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Assuming she didn't fall down some stairs and lose the baby, of course.

"But you like my heads," he leered.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

She frowned. He had a point, bastard that he was. "True, but it's not like your brother doesn't look exactly the same."

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Like Levi ever takes time away from his work with blind ferrets to learn how to use it correctly," Biff said, blowing out a puff of smoke disdainfully.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Which was why she'd chosen Biff in the first place. "He takes time off occasionally."

Or so she'd heard.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Pretty sure he's only into midgets anyway," Biff replied, "but feel free."

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeeeah, no. "Maybe not."

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Once people have Biff, they never go back, sweetass."