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Turtle and Canary, Monday (10/13)

Sokka blamed Apu. The "Caution: Wet Floor" sign was nowhere near where he'd mopped. It had nothing at all to do with the fact that he was a little dazed from waking up after dying from an aneurysm of the brain cancer.

Whatever the reason, he'd slipped on the wet floor and cracked his head open on a shelf. He was bleeding, and might even have needed stitches, and maybe had a concussion, but after walking around all weekend telling people he had brain cancer, no way was he going to head to the clinic. He just slapped a band-aid on it and got to work.

Today's Squishy flavors: Morning After, Hair of the Dog, Grape Judas

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Who keeps wincing and putting a hand to the band-aid on his forehead.

When Mel woke up she realized that she should at least check to see if Sokka had come back from the dead last night.

And... Stop any issues with whoever it was who she had turned into last night.

Weird.

And then she saw the band aid.

"Sweet Jesu. Are you still pretending to have cancer?"

Sokka blinked at her. "What? NO! I don't have cancer! And I didn't die from cancer last night!!!" He flailed and opened his eyes wide, which caused the cut on his forehead to hurt. He put a hand to the band-aid. "Oh, this? No, I hit my head this morning. Apu needs to be more careful mopping the floors."

Mel frowned a little in sympathy and a little bit of guilt. "Sorry I know..."

She stopped. and shook her head.

"Okay, you know I'm really me and not that bumpy head guy, right?"

"Are you sure?" Sokka asked, motioning her forward so he could check her neck for any signs of the seam of a mask. "I mean, sure, Forehead's got an attitude problem, but he's almost as badass as you..."

"Don't make me smack you in the head," Mel snarked and then leaned in to give him a kiss.

Sokka kissed her back, softly, gently, and then started placing soft, nibbly little kisses along her jaw and down her neck. No, there wasn't anything but soft skin there, but he was determined to check.

Mel was enjoying it until...

"You're checking for a mask aren't you?"

"Am not!" Sokka protested, still kissing and nibbling. "Besides, there isn't one."

"You were!" Mel said attempting to shove him back a bit. "Did you really think I was a guy?

"THIS WEEKEND WAS MESSED UP!!!" Sokka countered, as he fell back, flailing.

"Tell me about it. How many times did you swoon anyway?" Mel grumped.

"Too many," Sokka grumped back. "But really, considering some of the stuff that happened to other people, I think we got off light."

Mel frowned a little and then reached out to touch his headwound.

"Sorry, I killed you."

Sokka winced a little. "Hey, there is an actual cut under there, you know," he pointed out. "Sharp metal shelf. Not fun."

He put his arms around her. "No hard feelings. Besides, it wasn't you who killed me, it was Worf. I'm going to have to think up a suitable way to get revenge on him."

Mel sighed and gently kissed Sokka's head.

"Jesu. Do you have a deathwish or something?"

"I'm reasonably certain students aren't allowed to kill each other," Sokka told her with a wink. "I'll be fine. Besides, I'm not the one with the job that constantly puts me in mortal peril."

"Sure that war back home with your buddy the Avatar is just fun and games, right?" Mel said with a smirk.

Sokka frowned. "I still have months to figure out a battle plan," he told her. "Besides, it shouldn't be a war, if we can help it -- it's not the Fire Nation army's fault that their leader's a douchebag."

He poked at Mel's shoulder. "So it's agreed -- neither of us gets to go around dying. It's not allowed."

"Totally," Mel said with a smirk. "And if you die on me? I'm finding a way to bring you back just so I can kick your ass."

"Same here!" Sokka insisted.

"... Uh. In my case, 'finding a way to bring you back' will need to include making sure you're weak enough that I CAN kick your ass, but I'll manage. I promise you."

"Yeah, right. Even undead I'd still kick your ass."

"Let's be honest," Sokka pointed out. "You, undead? Could kick everyone's ass. Let's hope it never comes to that."

He gave Mel a sly grin. "Do you wanna sneak upstairs and..." Then one eye bugged out. "I'm sorry, never mind. I just thought about us swiping Apu's bed, and... yeeeeeeah. That's just weird."

"Perv."

Mel gave his head a playful swat.

"I've got a portal out of here later this evening. See me back at the hotel after your shift."

Sokka grinned. "I will. COUNT on it."

Who totally doesn't remember anything from this weekend. He's just going to mop and mop and pretend nothing unusual happened.

Barney rushed in as soon as the store was open to purchase as many pregnancy tests as he could find. There was no way he was taking any chances.

And, what the hell, a few boxes of condoms for the celebration that was sure to come after the tests.

I just had to.

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