Turtle & Canary; Saturday [ 10/25 ]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

If anyone managed to figure it out, Turtle was intending to either claim gremlin bite or merely stick with the story that she was incognito in case Jeff's mother came sniffing around for him, but, sure enough, she came to the store in the racy disguise from yesterday; the blonde wig, while anathema earlier, was crucial now to help mask her identity and she was still trying to think of a good cover name if anyone asked.

Either way, there she was at work, confusing the crap out of Apu and trying not to giggle over the fact that he seemed extremely perturbed but uncertain as to why. It could be an interesting day, and Turtle had to admit, sometimes, it was just fun pretending to be someone you weren't.

Today's Squishy flavors: Maple Blondie, Grape Judas, Red Herring

Turtle & Canary is open!

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Mod Apu -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Who is wondering if he should go tell that girl to cover up a bit.

Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle still hasn't come up with a name, but she's leaning on Muffy Barfspringer in a pinch.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

G'Kar came by in the morning, planning to catch some of the festivities later on. He blinked at the unfamiliar girl behind the counter.

"Are you a new employee?"

Strange, seems like Turtle would have mentioned hiring someone to him.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Hello!" Turtle made sure to greet G'Kar with particular brightness, but she made sure to keep the bouncing she had intended in that outfit out of the picture, because that was just weird with G'Kar. "I'm not! I'm just helping for the day. I'm Turtle's...uh...sister! Hi! I'm Angela!"

Oh, if Angela ever found out about this, she'd kill Turtle.

Actually, she wouldn't; she'd probably just pout a lot.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

"Then it is a pleasure to meet you," he smiled. "How are you liking the island so far?"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Well," Turtle said, trying to sound as insipid and blonde as possible, "I'd like it a whole lot better if my sister didn't put me to work!"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

"That certainly sounds like Turtle," he grinned. "Do you need any kind of assistance? I'm her business partner, so I'd be more than happy to help."

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no," Turtle waved her hand dismissively. "It's okay! I've got it! That...guy over there with the broom has been very helpful so far."

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[no-jibbajabba.livejournal.com]

BA Baracus came into Turtle and Canary on a mission.

"Hey, girl, I need some milk," he said.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Need?" Turtle asked, blinking at the man. "What, have you got an urgent battle with osteoporosis that must be conquered straight away?"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[no-jibbajabba.livejournal.com]

"I drank all of Murdock's," BA said. "And I don't drink much else."

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Murdock's?" Turtle asked, tilting her head, and then placing a hand to it to make sure the wig didn't fall off, despite the fact that it was on quite nicely. "Is that as in HM or Jeffrey?"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[no-jibbajabba.livejournal.com]

"HM," BA said. "Don't know no Jeffrey."

He paused. "They ain't related, right?"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle shook her head. "Not in the slightest. Jeff's British, you see..."

Because that, clearly, canceled out any shared heritage.

"And milk is in the back in the coolers. We have plenty."

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[momisnotdarth.livejournal.com]

Eva came in with Peter. They were holding hands and giggling at each other like a couple of teenagers.

"Oh, hey, squishies!" Peter exclaimed.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes!" Turtle said. "Very good ones! Try the Grape Judas!"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[momisnotdarth.livejournal.com]

Peter doesn't have to be told twice, he was already headed to grab one.

Eva just shook her head and grinned indulgently. "Hi," she smiled at Turtle.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Hello!" Turtle didn't know who these people were so she was going to go ahead and bounce in ways that emphasized her god-awful outfit. "Welcome to the store!"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[momisnotdarth.livejournal.com]

While Peter slurped from his squishy and then looked around before topping it off, Eva studied the blond girl.

"Nice outfit." It wasn't clear if she were kidding or not. "I imagine that in this weather it's a bit chilly, though."

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

Harper decided to check out the local shopping scene, not that she really needed to shop. She was wearing another one of her home-made fashion creations, a grape-colored outfit with the bunches of grapes necklace and matching headband with the grapes.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

At the moment, Turtle was in no position to comment on anyone else's fashion choices, but she still couldn't help tilting her head just a bit at the girl who just came in.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

Harper smiled at the blonde girl who was starting to remind her of Gigi. "Hi there," she said. "Interesting store, huh?"

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Oh, totes," Turtle agreed with a nod. "You'll probably want to buy lots of stuff, because it's all such a great value."

Even when she was pretending to be someone else, Turtle couldn't help being Turtle.

Re: Talk to the Mysterious Blonde -- 10/25.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

"Totes?" asked Harper, confused. She shrugged. Maybe they talked differently here than they did in New York. She'd have to ask Alex later.

"What kind of stuff should I get?" she asked.

OOC -- 10/25.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

I kinda love blonde!Turtle.