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fandomtownies2008-11-14 08:18 am
MHA Lobby, Friday
The residents of MHA would probably either notice or hear a bit of a ruckus down in the lobby today. That was because Loki had taken it upon himself to start decorating the lobby for the upcoming holidays. He wasn't particularly fond of turkey (too dry) or eggnog (unless it was laced with something) but he did like decorating.
Just a little bit.
Shut up.
Of course, he wasn't the best at decorating. In fact, he really fucking sucked at it. There was a strand of lights looped around his neck like a necklace, some twinkling, some burnt out.
"Fucking lights," he grumbled. "One fucking bulb blows and the whole entire thing is ruined."
There was a turkey (not a real one) hanging on one wall, stapled to said wall with heavy staples. There was garland taped to the desk with duct tape. There was wreaths gracing the walls (some missing some of their needles) and there was a candle burning, giving off the scent of Christmas cookies.
"Work you fucking pieces of shit!" Loki nearly yelled. The lights didn't respond. In the background, Christmas droned on.
[MHA is open! Rent a room, talk to Loki, boggle at the decorations! Look, if I can't escape holiday decorations, I'm going to go overboard!]
Just a little bit.
Shut up.
Of course, he wasn't the best at decorating. In fact, he really fucking sucked at it. There was a strand of lights looped around his neck like a necklace, some twinkling, some burnt out.
"Fucking lights," he grumbled. "One fucking bulb blows and the whole entire thing is ruined."
There was a turkey (not a real one) hanging on one wall, stapled to said wall with heavy staples. There was garland taped to the desk with duct tape. There was wreaths gracing the walls (some missing some of their needles) and there was a candle burning, giving off the scent of Christmas cookies.
"Work you fucking pieces of shit!" Loki nearly yelled. The lights didn't respond. In the background, Christmas droned on.
[MHA is open! Rent a room, talk to Loki, boggle at the decorations! Look, if I can't escape holiday decorations, I'm going to go overboard!]

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"You can blame me if you're late," he offered. "Make up some extravagant excuse about getting caught in Christmas lights because I'm a manic Santa wannabe."
He paused and grinned at her. "Or blame it on a huge fucking dog."
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He hadn't been lying when he said he hadn't danced in awhile (Bartleby didn't take too kindly to pausing to dance) so he fumbled a bit with the hand placement on her waist.
"I had a few drinks this morning," he said, lying incredibly badly at the moment. "So I'm sort of wobbly."
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[Fleeeing to second shot of work! Back soon!]
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Idle remarks made it easy to stall. And he kept staring at his shoes as he tried to get his long lost rhythm back.
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For all that he could talk, he was having a little trouble getting started with the dancing.
"No teasing if I step on your shoes," he said and actually did start to move. Slowly. And in stutter steps.
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He loosened up a bit, confident he wouldn't break any toes, at least.
"How do you know how to dance so well? Lessons?"
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It was easier to do this if he could distract himself.
"You apply that sort of philosophy to everything?" he asked. "Feeling but not overthinking. It's an interesting concept. One that great leaders of the fucking world can't seem to grasp. They're too busy thinking that they lose sigh of what their citizens want and end up being some cold, grey figurehead sitting perched upon a hill. It's just too fucking bad because the citizens revere them despite all that, despite all the letdown and the pain."
He took a quick look at his feet, just checking.
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He quieted for a moment to focus on what he was doing so he wouldn't get too comfortable.
"And most people make things too complicated. The simple things in life should be fucking simple. When people are praying for solutions to problems that they can fix themselves but, for whatever fucking reason, are asking someone else to fix for them, then this world needs a wake up call."
He stopped, smiled and said, "You move really well."
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God hadn't kicked him. Metatron had wanted to. Still.
"I've known a few cops before. One gave me a fucking ticket for loitering. I think I skipped town before paying it. Probably a warrant out for me...wherever the fuck that was. Don't use that against me, now."
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She might keep an eye on that loitering, though, lest it become a habit.
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Pause.
"Ever. You're really big on separation. Just an observation, not a judgment, by the way. The different names and the threat of your very own boot in my ass if I mixed them up."
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He hadn't kept his personal and professional live separate for so long that even wondering if he could anymore was met by a quick, resounding squishing of that idea.
"Maybe it's this fucking island," he said quietly. "It's a little weird, if you haven't noticed. The people are a little different. Maybe it's got some magic sauce that it sprinkles on you when you cross its city limits."
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There was a slight pause.
"Although, on second thought, you know how those Canadians are..."
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He shrugged, tapped his fingers against her waist just to make sure they weren't asleep or something.
"And you've talked to me a few times, know how I am," he continued, "and I was just that way to all those people and they hung around. I'm not the most pleasant guy so being tolerated by people is kind of fucking weird for me."
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