fandomtownies | MHA Lobby, Friday

The residents of MHA would probably either notice or hear a bit of a ruckus down in the lobby today. That was because Loki had taken it upon himself to start decorating the lobby for the upcoming holidays. He wasn't particularly fond of turkey (too dry) or eggnog (unless it was laced with something) but he did like decorating.

Just a little bit.

Shut up.

Of course, he wasn't the best at decorating. In fact, he really fucking sucked at it. There was a strand of lights looped around his neck like a necklace, some twinkling, some burnt out.

"Fucking lights," he grumbled. "One fucking bulb blows and the whole entire thing is ruined."

There was a turkey (not a real one) hanging on one wall, stapled to said wall with heavy staples. There was garland taped to the desk with duct tape. There was wreaths gracing the walls (some missing some of their needles) and there was a candle burning, giving off the scent of Christmas cookies.

"Work you fucking pieces of shit!" Loki nearly yelled. The lights didn't respond. In the background, Christmas droned on.

[MHA is open! Rent a room, talk to Loki, boggle at the decorations! Look, if I can't escape holiday decorations, I'm going to go overboard!]

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"It's not that fucking stupid angel, is it?" Loki asked carefully.

"Jeez, no," Biff said, shuddering. "I'd be wearing a lampshade again."

"Good," Loki said and sighed. "Who's the one with the detachable wang, then?"

"Guy works at the tacky crap and sweatlodge place?" Biff said diplomatically. "He says he's got connections to Upstairs, too."

"Oh yeah?" Loki dropped the bow he'd been flicking. "What kind of connections?"

Biff shrugged. "Dying doesn't seem to be a permanent thing for him," he said. "He kept going on about medicine."

"A detachable dick and an immortal?" Loki asked. "Huh. At least he's not a goddamn apostle. Or a whiny muse. Doesn't sound like anyone I know though."

"Nah, he's good people," Biff said, "if he is a people, that is. Likes messing with dumbfucks too."

"I'll have to get off my ass and meet him," Loki said. "How many dumbfucks are in this place that there's so many to mess with?"

"I think what we don't have in volume we make up for in the sheer excessiveness of their stupidity," Biff offered.

"At least there's some tolerable people here," Loki said gratefully. "If there wasn't, I'd be liable to cut off my fucking wings and jump off a cliff so I could die for real."

"And the girls are hot," Biff said, nodding. "Doesn't matter if they're dumb then."

"Indeed they are," he said, sighing. "This place is like some lightning rod of fucking hotness. Attracts the pretty."

Biff preened, messing around with the garland. "I'm so glad you noticed."

"Oh yes, you're so hot, Biff," Loki said, waving a hand. "Very sexy."

"And don't you forget it," Biff said, grinning.

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