fandomtownies | Turtle and Canary: Thursday

It was late in the afternoon when Jamie showed up for work only to find a grumpy looking Apu glaring at him.

"What? I sent a version of me in. Where'd he go?"

At that moment another duplicate showed up eating an apple.

"Where they hell were you?" Jamie demanded.

The duplicate shrugged. "I got a craving for Honey Crisp apples. So I made a dupe to take my place."

"And just where the hell is he?" Jamie asked.

The duplicate shrugged and took another bite of his apple just as another duplicate showed up.

"And where the hell were you?" Jamie demanded.

"In line to get tickets to that vampire movie," he said with a grin.

"You couldn't have gotten them online?"

"What's the big deal? I made a dupe to take my place."

Jamie groaned. "And where did he-"

"Sorry guys," the final duplicate said wandering into the room. "I was watching the reruns of Top Chef."

Jamie sighed. Turtle was so going to kill him. "Okay. It's official. I loathe myself."

[Bah. Late. BAH! No OCD.]