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fandomtownies2008-12-16 12:18 am
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The Gig, Monday
Bender was tidying the stables. Bender was an efficient, useful device that rarely ever stole anything, and had no ulterior motives in that regard.
Oh look! A small wrapped box.
"What do we have here?" He took the precaution of x-ray scanning it first. "Another one for me, Bender!"
The mechanical pencil-sharpener clanked in his torso against three bottle-openers and a sharp multi-purpose tool that could scoop out someone's brain - or pick out stones from horses' hooves, either one's good.
Perhaps he should 'tidy' the forge next.
[OCD-free and info - here]
Oh look! A small wrapped box.
"What do we have here?" He took the precaution of x-ray scanning it first. "Another one for me, Bender!"
The mechanical pencil-sharpener clanked in his torso against three bottle-openers and a sharp multi-purpose tool that could scoop out someone's brain - or pick out stones from horses' hooves, either one's good.
Perhaps he should 'tidy' the forge next.
[OCD-free and info - here]