Luke's Diner, January 19 (Monday)

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Poor kitchen staff. On top of having to listen to Lacey spazzing at them about how in the world she'd managed to get herself saddled with that awful cranky girl on a weekly basis, and how she should have known the squirrels hadn't really decided to be nice to her after all, they had to hear her incredibly disjointed recollection of a dream she'd had about a drunken donkey with a bad leg, which they were sure would have been funny if anyone other than Lacey had told the story.

(They had never heard Hank Yarbo try to tell a story, obviously.)

They were staying well out of her way today. Oh, look, conveniently complicated specials that would keep them busy!

Today's Specials
French-Fry Coated Bacon on a Stick
Seven-Layer Dip and Chips
Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Now Hiring!
Tuesday, Saturday, and Sunday shifts available!

Lacey, for her part, was bustling around the diner relieving her frayed nerves with a frenzied bout of cleaning.

Luke's is open, and at this rate you'll be able to eat off the floor. Not that Lacey would let you.

Comments

Mod Your Server

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

Because do you really want to cross Lacey when she has a mop and a bottle of some organic non-toxic subsitute for Pine Sol?

Talk to Lacey

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

Just don't ask her about the donkey dream.

Community Bulletin Board

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

Lacey's pinned up a few labels from bottles of liquor in a desperate stab at a touch of class.

OOC

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

I love "Darcy's Donkey" by Gaelic Storm so much.