Android's Dungeon: Friday

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

Dor was chatting with the new Y-People comic book about the new Beginnings movie that was out today. Granted Dor wasn't a complete comic nerd but to him the movie just didn't sound all the great.

Must be a Mundania thing.

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

The door opened. And then promptly jammed.

"Just come in, Nana--"

Jammed because of Jeff, that is, who was dragging a very large dog over the treshold.

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"Jeff!" Dor blurted out in greeting. "What are you doing with... is that some weird kind of horse?"

Dor had seen dogs before. He just didn't know they could be that big.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"This is Nana!" said Jeff, right before he hit the floor, as Nana suddenly decided that she didn't want to resist any longer.

No, what she wanted to do was dash over to Dor and knock him over. Or die trying.

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And that would be Dor hitting the ground with a loud grunt.

And now pinned.

"She's your grandmother?" he asked in a strained voice.

Hey. It's Fandom. Stranger things could happen.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

There was a long pause.

This was partly because Jeff was busy gathering up the other half of Dor's 'birthday present' (he couldn't take home 21st century pornography. It might upset the time/space continuum and he didn't have the means to reverse the polarity) with both hands. "Er, she's my dog," he ventured, finally, "Although mother never did tell me what happened to Gran..."

Nana, meanwhile, set to making short work of Dor's hairdo.

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Dor's face crumpled up in "EW"ness. "She's very... affectionate."

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"She does that," Jeff said, apologetically, and came up by the dog's (and the boy's) side. He didn't do anything to help at all. "Happy birthday!"

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

And now Dor was even more confused. "My birthday is in September!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Well, we're only a few months off, then!" Jeff said, cheerfully, snagging the scruff of Nana's neck and managing to get absolutely nowhere. "I'm bringing you your early birthday presents 'cos I won't be here in September and all."

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"Um," Dor said while trying to push Nana off. Unsuccessfully.

"Thank you? Are you graduating?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I'm leaving next week," Jeff said. He... sounded a little depressed. "So I figured I'd come by and get you your birthday present. Nana's half of it. You look like you could use a spy tank."

To put it mildly.

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"I don't understand," Dor managing to block Nana from ruining his hairdo. "You're giving me half a dog? What's a spy tank?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"She's the spy tank," Jeff said, helpfully, "You're getting all of her. If I chopped her up, it might get a bit messy."

He presented Dor with the DVD cases now that his head was somewhat in the clear. "That's the other half!"

He sounded outrageously cheerful about his gift.

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

Dor flailed. Or at least flailed as much as he could with Nana on top of him.

"You're giving me porn?!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"It's a proud tradition transmitted from man to man," Jeff said, which would've sounded very solemn and dramatic if he hadn't been so clearly close to sniggering.

He also gave Dor some thumbs-up.

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

"So when I graduate I have to give someone porn and a dog?"

Mundania was such a strange world.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff leaned up. He paused to consider that.

"Not just someone," he ventured, finally. "A man. Women don't get porn and dogs, Dor, they don't think like that."

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"Oh. Um. Thank you?" Dor replied looking flabbergasted.

Then he grunted as Nana shift her weight on him.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"No problem!" Jeff said, and gave him both of his thumbs up again.

He began to track back to the store's exit when he came to a full stop. "Oh," he said, finally, "And I'll leave my number up here! Her leash is still attached."

It still was.

"See you later!"

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

Dor floundered on the floor for a moment or two.

"Jeff? Jeff! How do I get her off of me?!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff, however, was already out the door.

He was afraid the dog would get him again otherwise.

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

Dor groaned as Nana sat on his chest and panted in his face.

It was going to be a long day.