Luke's Diner, June 8 (Monday)

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Lacey lived her life in a constant state of frustration, so whether she'd actually noticed the pollen's effects on herself was debatable. Just don't ask about the cracked-out thoughts that had gone through her head in fantasy sequences too terrifying to write out over the past few days.

The kitchen staff was laughing way too hard at her for trying to give the squirrels sex tips, though.

And see, Lacey tried to give people suggestions on how to do things better all the time, so it wasn't like that had been out of the ordinary for her, either. Much.

Today's Specials
Caprese Sandwich on Focaccia Bread
Corn Chowder
Mini Wild Salmon Cakes

Now Hiring - Friday and Sunday Shifts Available!

Luke's is open, and isn't Lacey a nice employer for letting the staff get a good laugh or dozen at her expense?

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Who knows? Maybe Lacey's busy getting mocked by a squirrel.

Talk to Lacey

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Or she could be getting mocked by you. Because that's fun.

Community Bulletin Board

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Which does not have any of the diagrams she drew for the squirrels on Thursday posted on it, thank God, but does have a recipe for edamame guacamole (http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/recipes/recipe.php?recipeId=2542) for some unknown reason.

OOC

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*flops*

No idea what my availability will be today -- I was out sick Thursday and Friday last week so we'll see what the state of my inbox is.

Also, bless you, Whole Foods website and your food-craving-inducing recipe section.