ext_175993 ([identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-07-11 05:20 pm

Caritas; Saturday Evening

After spending the afternoon getting, ah, familiar with his scarf in the Biblical sense, Chuck decided to give Marion the night off and open up Caritas himself. It would give his scarf something to do that didn't involve sex and it would give him a chance to recover from the last few days. His face still hurt like a bitch.

"Chuck, Chuck? Can I play with Tino?"

Chuck placed his glass of scotch over his eye and gave his scarf a smile. "No, scarf. You don't know where that's been."

"Can you and I have sex again then?"

"Later, I promise."

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"And what are you normally?" Bones asked.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
"She's my 67 impala," Dean said proudly.

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"You're in love with your car?" Bones wondered if he should tell Dean the story of how Jim drove an antique car off a cliff for fun when he was a kid. Nah. It might give him a heart attack.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"She's a classic," Dean said. "And look at her," he gestured at Impala. "She's awesome. She is even when she's not human."

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Since Impala was technically older than he was, Bones had no problem with appreciating her. Jim wasn't around to see Bones being a pervert so it was fine.

"She's easy on the eyes, yes," Bones agreed. Why did he get stuck with the old guy?

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Impala smiled at him. "I like you," she told him. "Even if you are cranky."

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks," Bones said. The hypo just started to laugh. "You be quiet or I'm going to leave you with Spock."

That got the old guy to shut up quickly.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe one day, you can get Dean to take you for a spin in me," Impala invited. "And you'll get to see what I really can do."

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I wouldn't mind that. Don't get much of a chance to be in cars since I work in space," he said. For some reason he was always more comfortable in cars than he was in spaceships.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You haven't really lived till you take a ride in my Baby," Dean enthused, casting her a fond a look. "Best car that ever existed!"

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"You sound like Jim when he talks about the Enterprise," Bones noted. "You don't insist people call you Captain, do you?"

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[identity profile] maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"To be an egotistical ass?" Bones guessed.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Not really something I'm looking at projecting, dude," Dean told him.