Caritas; Saturday Evening

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After spending the afternoon getting, ah, familiar with his scarf in the Biblical sense, Chuck decided to give Marion the night off and open up Caritas himself. It would give his scarf something to do that didn't involve sex and it would give him a chance to recover from the last few days. His face still hurt like a bitch.

"Chuck, Chuck? Can I play with Tino?"

Chuck placed his glass of scotch over his eye and gave his scarf a smile. "No, scarf. You don't know where that's been."

"Can you and I have sex again then?"

"Later, I promise."

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After Chuck's declaration, the porn girls looked expectantly at Hannibal like maybe Chuck's decision changed his mind.

"You are not getting laid, no!" he said, shaking his head. "No matter how hot you are! I don't care. No! I'm not single."

"Pity," one girl said, shaking her head. "We would let you do aaaaanything."

Porn girls. Of course they would.

Re: Bar

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Chuck raised his hand. "I'll sleep with all of you. And if I was dating somebody I'd still sleep with you."

This was why you were single, Chuck.

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"You think you could handle all of us?" one of the girls asked while Hannibal groaned. "We wouldn't want to wear you out before we all had our fun."

Psh, they were just teasing. They'd end up sleeping with Chuck since Hannibal was a monk now.

Re: Bar

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"Of course I can. I'm the best."

Chuck's scarf nodded. "It's true."

Re: Bar

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One of the porn girls rubbed Hannibal's neck and he tried to squirm away without falling off his damn stool.

"You sure you don't want to join us?" she asked him. "I can put my legs behind my head."

Hannibal groaned.

"I can't believe you're going to sleep with my porn," Hannibal said, still trying to get away from wandering hands, including one that had found his freaking thigh. Jesus, porn was...porny.

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"I can't believe you can't believe I'm going to sleep with your porn," Chuck said. "You have turned into a total girl."

Chuck looked at all the girls around him.

"...a lame girl."

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"No, I just have a sense of self preservation," he corrected, removing the hand from his thigh. "I don't need to hurt Angela for a night of mindless fun."

"We wouldn't teeeeeeeell," one porn girl said, grinning.

"No, but the squirrels would and...no!"