Dite's Decadent Delights; Friday [ 07/17 ].

[a-demosthenes.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, Valentine Wiggin was just a horrible person.

Though thoroughly pleased to find herself not in the mood any more to randomly break out into song at random interjections, she felt others might perhaps miss the music in their lives and had compiled together a series of merchandise to offer to them based on that fact. Which included products driven to the tunes on your iPod, musical condoms, and rather inventive instruments.

The crap people came up with. Although, really, Valentine rationalized that at least people were using their creativity into something like this instead of more effective ways to kill off mass populations. You could get some use and entertainment out of a toy that played music, but a musical A-bomb was probably less likely to be enjoyed.

Dite's Decadent Delights is open!

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Comments

Re: Talk to Valentine -- 07/17.

[a-demosthenes.livejournal.com]

Which gave Valentine a great opportunity, being able to reach out to a little packet near the register and unravel it as she held it out.

"No," she said, "but condoms do!"

Re: Talk to Valentine -- 07/17.

[scruffnfeathers]

Castiel nodded seriously at the condoms. "Then why are you offering 'vanilla porn'?"

[ooc: so, uhhhh. Is the stock moddable? *eg*]