mha | friday | august 14

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Loki looked like the fucking maintenance woman. No, scratch that, Loki looked the maintenance woman who'd fucking lived here for awhile but with blonde hair. This sort of shit was not supposed to fucking affect him. He was a fucking angel with fucking powers and he was not supposed to randomly changed what type of vessel he was using.

"Fucking goddamn shitheaded piece of shit island," Loki said, grumpily sitting behind the counter for no good besides the fact that, if he was out in public, maybe he could mess with people's minds.

Still.

"This fucking body isn't the one I signed up for," he said, looking down at his expanded chest. "But the tits are kind of fucking nice."

Okay, so it wasn't all bad.

[yeah, like i wasn't going to open this. gwyneth paltrow used with permission from pepper's player!]

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Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"I should be, yes, but I stopped to pay my rent," he said, despite having no purse or no checkbook nearby. "Wouldn't want to be evicted, would I?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"It's the middle of the month," Lindsay replied. "Don't you usually take care of that on the first day?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"This is for next month," Loki said, affecting a 'duh' tone. "I do like to keep ahead of the game. It keeps thing less stressful."

Yeah, that was a good one. He almost believed himself.

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Wow. I wish I was that organized," Lindsay replied shaking her head. "Listen I was just going to head into the office. Want to go grab a cup of coffee and see if Tony showed up?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"You asking me out on a date, Miss Boxer?" Loki asked, unable to really keep that from coming out.

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Won't Ray get jealous?" Lindsay smirked. "I didn't realize just getting coffee was a date."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"We've talked about threesomes before," he said, not even trying to cover up his laughter this time. "You interested?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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If she were a cartoon, Lindsay's eyes would have popped out of her head.

The slack jaw and open mouth would have probably hit the floor too.

"Um. What?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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Loki took great, great pleasure in that reaction. "I can be very gentle. And Ray's an animal."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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Facial expression? Not changing.

There was a step backward.

"Um."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Oh, don't be afraid, Lindsay," he said, trying valiantly not to laugh. "It could be fun for us all. I'll let you be in chaaaaaaaarge."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Who are you and what have you done with Pepper?" Lindsay asked.

He hand went to her hip. Where her gun would have been if she had actually brought it with her. Which she hadn't.

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"You're a little slow on the uptake, Lindsay," Loki said. "Need some fucking coffee?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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There was a slow tilting of her head as she looked again at the person standing in front of her.

"No. No. Way."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"You shoot me, it's not going to do anything but ruin this fucking body for a few moments and sting," he said, grinning. "And you don't want to shoot me, Lindsay."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"I don't have my gun," Lindsay replied with a slow grin coming to her face. "Seriously. You switch bodies or something?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"I don't fucking know," he said and looked down. "I've got breasts!"

Because maybe Lindsay couldn't see those.

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"No, shit. Really?" Lindsay asked. "Me too!"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"I know, take your shirt off and lemme see!" Loki tried. "I'll show you mine!"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Yeah, not going to happen," Lindsay snarked. "Seriously, who'd you piss off to make this happen?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"I had to try," he said without apology. "And I don't have a fucking clue. I woke up like this. And it took me some time to realize I looked like fucking Pepper."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Well at least you look pretty," Lindsay smirked. "So how does it feel being a woman?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Fucking weird," he said. "I'm thin in places where I'm used to muscles, the hair's way too fucking long but the boobs are cool."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"They're nice. After you get them in puberty the novelty tends to wear off," Lindsay chuckled. "Do we need to take you shopping today? Maybe get your nails done?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

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"Shut up," Loki said and made a face. "I'll just borrow your clothes."