http://flipped-god-off.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-08-14 07:06 am

mha | friday | august 14

Loki looked like the fucking maintenance woman. No, scratch that, Loki looked the maintenance woman who'd fucking lived here for awhile but with blonde hair. This sort of shit was not supposed to fucking affect him. He was a fucking angel with fucking powers and he was not supposed to randomly changed what type of vessel he was using.

"Fucking goddamn shitheaded piece of shit island," Loki said, grumpily sitting behind the counter for no good besides the fact that, if he was out in public, maybe he could mess with people's minds.

Still.

"This fucking body isn't the one I signed up for," he said, looking down at his expanded chest. "But the tits are kind of fucking nice."

Okay, so it wasn't all bad.

[yeah, like i wasn't going to open this. gwyneth paltrow used with permission from pepper's player!]

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's the middle of the month," Lindsay replied. "Don't you usually take care of that on the first day?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow. I wish I was that organized," Lindsay replied shaking her head. "Listen I was just going to head into the office. Want to go grab a cup of coffee and see if Tony showed up?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Won't Ray get jealous?" Lindsay smirked. "I didn't realize just getting coffee was a date."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If she were a cartoon, Lindsay's eyes would have popped out of her head.

The slack jaw and open mouth would have probably hit the floor too.

"Um. What?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Facial expression? Not changing.

There was a step backward.

"Um."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who are you and what have you done with Pepper?" Lindsay asked.

He hand went to her hip. Where her gun would have been if she had actually brought it with her. Which she hadn't.

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a slow tilting of her head as she looked again at the person standing in front of her.

"No. No. Way."

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't have my gun," Lindsay replied with a slow grin coming to her face. "Seriously. You switch bodies or something?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, shit. Really?" Lindsay asked. "Me too!"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, not going to happen," Lindsay snarked. "Seriously, who'd you piss off to make this happen?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well at least you look pretty," Lindsay smirked. "So how does it feel being a woman?"

Re: loki [mha 08/14]

[identity profile] memberslonely.livejournal.com 2009-08-14 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're nice. After you get them in puberty the novelty tends to wear off," Lindsay chuckled. "Do we need to take you shopping today? Maybe get your nails done?"