fandomtownies | Dite's Decadent Delights; Friday [ 08/21 ].

The last day of phys ed class had definitely left Valentine incredibly exhausted and sore and never, ever, ever wanting to do anything like that again, which, to her, just proved that the IF was right about one thing: she'd probably be too physically lazy to ever be a good soldier, although she might not have been so bad or adverse to it if she'd been training since she was five like most Battle School students would have been. Right now, though, twelve years after the fact, she was very definitely not a physical person.

She was, however, a cerebral type, and so giving the brain a nice little push off the edge was always welcome. There were plenty of options for that around here, too, but Valentine found the best ones to be in the form of crazy toys from Japan, which she brought out to proudly display and hopefully make people who came in uncomfortable. She had to admit, though, that the most interesting one to her wound up being the assumingly innocent Egg. Man, she'd never get over how completely innovative the Japanese were.

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[[ and those links are totally, totally NWS. Who the hell allowed me to have this job, anyway? ]]

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"A very good choice," Valentine said, as approvingly as she could while chuckling and seriously considering who she herself could make flail with something like that. She put aside the merchandise for Veronica and then went back to tackle some of the other couples.

"Now, really, you can't go wrong with maybe a set of dirty dice (http://www.triplexlive.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=3140&gclid=CLXi283QtZwCFSMeDQodd2XJnQ) and some hot guys playing cards (http://www.toy4pleasure.com/detail.aspx?fid=13&cid=0&pid=5813). We've got a ton of different dice, too."

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"Oooh, yeah, I think both of those would work for the two guys," Veronica said. After all, she knew how much Logan liked to play cards. And she had a feeling those two would enjoy the dice.

"We're making pretty good progress!" Valentine said, chuckling a little, not so much because of the progress, but more of the idea that a virgin who'd never even been kissed before seemed to have a knack for this. It was all brain work, anyway. Stuff she was good at.

"Now to just narrow it down to something fun for a whole group..."

Valentine pushed that brain into working toward these entirely whimsical means and then asked, "Do they like poker?

"You know, I'm not sure," Veronica admitted. "But thank you so much for all of your help."

"Hey, no problem," Valentine said. "That's what I'm here for, right? And, if anything, I'm sure someone could figure out how to play this lover's poker game (http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/adult-games/sp-poker-for-lovers-4723.aspx) even without the poker part."

Veronica nodded. "That would definitely work. And, ooh."

She pulled a package (http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/sex-furniture-props/sp-bree-olsons-kitten-with-a-whip-set-13778.aspx) from the shelf. "One of these, too, I think."

"You got it," Valentine said with an approving smirk. "Anything else? I mean, hell, everyone else getting something, why should you go home empty handed? I mean, unless that last one...?" She trailed off, letting her smirk make the suggestion all on its own.

Hey, this job clearly came with teasing the customers a little benefits.

"Well... got anything for newlyweds?" Veronica couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, congratulations," on the beginning of the end...

"How about a nice healthy dose of Monogamy (http://www.femail.com.au/game-monogamy.htm)?"

Wow. Veronica just realized that she would never have sex with anyone but Dick again. That was kind of major.

"Okay, sure, that looks like fun."

Monotony looks like fun.

Valentine hoped that she never, ever in a million years got married. And now she wondered if, in five years, this wee tiny blonde got fat.

"Cool; let's ring you up, then."

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"Sounds good to me," Veronica said.

If she could read Valentine's narrative, she would point out that she never in a million years expected to be married. And she would definitely not end up fat omg.

And if Valentine's narrative could read into the future, it would so not be snarking about being unexpectedly married by a long shot.

It would, however, appreciate the irony of the fact that it did now.

So Valentine rang Veronica up, told her the ~~handwavey~~ total, and told her that she hoped her friends enjoyed their gifts.

"Eh, I don't care if they enjoy them," Veronica admitted. "I just know I'll enjoy the looks on their faces when I give the gifts to them."

"In that case," Valentine said, "maybe you should take pictures, too."

"I'll have to see what I can do," Veronica said.

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