Caritas, Saturday Evening

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It was She-Ra's first official night opening the bar and so she was right on time. Tino, it seemed, was early and obviously pleased with his new Saturday coworker.

With great enthusiasm, he spent the first five minutes showing She-Ra where things were behind the counter and the next twenty-five minutes knocking stuff on the floor for her to pick up while he stared at her rack.

"We're going to have to call you butterfingers from now on," She-Ra laughed, completely clueless about his klutzy motives.

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Band [8/22]

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They're still zombies.

Bar [8/22]

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There's still Tino, but also a She-Ra!

Re: Bar [8/22]

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Fred sat down at the bar and just sort of stared.

"...Hot damn," he said.

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"It is hot out," She-Ra smiled at her first customer, agreeing though she wouldn't curse about it. "Can I get you a drink, friend?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"Miller lite," Fred said. He wasn't about to stop staring, not yet.

"Uhhhh, that'd be all. Yeah."

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"I can get beer!" She-Ra was rather proud. This didn't even require her blender skills. She turned and retrieved a chilled glass and a bottle for her customer. "Are you sure I can't help you with anything else?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"...can't," Fred said. "One beer is my damn limit."

He grumbled a bit.

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"Oh, it's excellent to know your limits," She-Ra assured him, leaning against the counter because she'd come to the bar enough to know that chatting was a part of the job.

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"No kiddin'," Fred said. "You got a name, darlin'?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

[tyler_gone]

"Heineken please," Tyler said as he slid onto a barstool, then gave the blonde bartender a second look. She kind of demanded it. "You new?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"New to this bar's staff," She-Ra informed him, dutifully collecting a glass and a beer for the gentleman. "I am She-Ra, and more than happy to make your acquaintance, friend."

Re: Bar [8/22]

[tyler_gone]

Tyler accepted the beer with one hand and offered the other to the bartender. "Tyler Durden," he said. "Pleasure's mine. Friend."

He wanted to see how it sounded.

"What did you do before you started tending bar?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

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She-Ra shook his hand, making sure not to use her super strength because that was not the way to keep friends. "I am...well, I suppose I am a super hero. The problem is nothing much happens in Fandom that requires my services."

Re: Bar [8/22]

[tyler_gone]

"Not even the mutant alligator things?" Tyler asked. "Though I guess we're a little short on supervillains."

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"Oh, those poor alligators," She-Ra said sadly. "I spoke to them, using my animal-telepathy and was making some gains in sending them off when that large Mr. Dex chopped the leader's head clean off."

Re: Bar [8/22]

[tyler_gone]

"You were trying to negotiate with mutant alligators," Tyler repeated, and swigged his beer to see if that would make it make sense.

Nope.

"Telepathically."

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"....Dress," Biff blurted as he sat down.

At least it beat his first reaction of "BOOOOOOBS"?

"I mean drink," he recovered. "Sorry. English isn't my first language."

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"If you're looking for a drink from a girl in a dress, you've come to the right place," She-Ra said, trying to reassure the poor foreigner.

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"I'm lucky that way, then," Biff said, giving her a very charming smile.

Shut up, Tino.

"What's good here?"

Re: Bar [8/22]

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He was quite handsome, She-Ra had to admit and she smiled as she considered her response. "I believe you will be pleased with everything we sell," she replied. "But if you don't like what you order, it's on me."

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"Literally?" Biff asked, working the poor foreigner thing for all he could.

Re: Bar [8/22]

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"I'm not wearing your drink," She-Ra laughed, throwing her head back. "But I'll buy you another."

Lounge [8/22]

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Where you can drink away from them.

Back Room [8/22]

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T1-N0 will help you while you watch sports of some sort.

OOC [8/22]

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EEE there are kids to play today! Also, She-Ra is totes wearing her tiny white and gold uniform and gold headdress thing. IDK why.