Pixie Dust, Wednesday

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Okay, it was weird looking like her boss, yes. (Her boss's boss, technically. If she looked like Tseng today, her brain might have exploded.) But Elena was always one to consider the angles. She used her key to open Pixie Dust, even though it wasn't her day to work. At least there, she could find clothes that fit.

In fact ... she could probably find an amazing, gorgeous white suit like the one Rufus usually wore. Something expensive and exquisitely tailored.

... Damn. She didn't just resemble Rufus, in this outfit. If she swept her hair back, like so? She could probably pass for him, at a fair enough distance.

This? This had possibilities.

Since she was going to be here for a while, playing dress-up, she decided to open the store. Other people might need boy-sized clothes, too. So she put a sign in the window.

DISCOUNT ON MALE CLOTHES
FOR HOT GUYS

Which was nicely inclusive. She didn't care if they were always male or not, so long as hot guys dropped in.

Pixie Dust was open.

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Talk to Elena

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Do not mind Elena. She's pulling out piles and piles of outfits, trying them on, and taking pictures of herself in the mirror.

It's not narcissism. It's potential blackmail. Which explains all of the fishnets and stiletto heels.

Re: Talk to Elena

[funnyways.livejournal.com]

Mina entered, a tall blonde viking of a man in a Japanese hakama.

"I am in need of a suit," she said.

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"Good," Elena said. "We have many. I just got this one myself."

If she spoke carefully enough, she almost managed Rufus's sexy-as-hell tone. She was trying, anyway, and she did a slow twirl to show off.

"I recommend designer fabrics. It's only for a day, I'm guessing, but why not splurge?"

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[funnyways.livejournal.com]

"Because its only the day," Mina said. "And anything I purchase that fits this body will hardly fit me when I return to my normal form."

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"You could always try to return it," Elena mused. "But not tomorrow, because tomorrow is my usual shift and I won't know how to handle that."

Customer Service at its finest.

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[funnyways.livejournal.com]

"That seems hardly fair," Mina said. "Borrowing clothes from a store? Improper, really."

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"And unethical," Elena agreed. "I'm not a very good employee, yet. So: you're looking for something functional, but affordable?"

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[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

Yuffie fairly slammed open the door of the shop and stomped inside. She had given up hiding in her room because this body just demanded more food than her own for some reason.

"Elena! Help! Yes, I'm asking fo-What the hell are you doing here?"

All she had seen was the profile and the hair but there was no mistaking Rufus fucking Shinra.

Re: Talk to Elena

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Elena blinked. And blinked. Okay, there was a strange Wutaian man yelling at her?

... right, she looked like Rufus Shinra. And lots of people wanted Rufus Shinra dead. There were downsides to this particular disguise.

"It's not me," she said, putting her hands up. "I'm not him. I just look like this, today. Honest."

That might convince her. Rufus Shinra would not flail.

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[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

Yuffie blinked as well, because Rufus and flailing did not compute. Not even when he was getting beat up and shot did he flail. He probably glared at the damn Weapon when it hit Midgar.

"Then who the hell are you? And where's Elena? I need her to help me since this stupid island turned me into a stupid guy and..." There was more flailing.

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

He totally did. He was Brat Prince of the Known Universe. He could just hire people to flail, for him, if he felt the need. Fuck Diamond Weapon if it wanted him to crack, first.

"Elena," she said. "Of the Turks. I didn't realize getting a dick for the day would make me into the President. Go figure?"

She squinted, the pieces clicking. "..... Yuffie?"

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[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

There was blinking. Lots of blinking. Rapid blinking.

"Yes, I'm Yuffie and you're Elena and... It turned you into RUFUS?" That was just... well, now the outfits that were laid out made sense. "And you are so very evil. Evil. Find a leather one with that annoying kitty thing on it."

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Elena was giggling. Which had to make her look much less like Rufus than ever.

"Wanna help?" she said. "Leather, check. I need a whip, and -- I wish I could hire rent boys, to lounge and grope me or something. Rufus Shinra's Secret Sex Lair."

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

After a very good afternoon and a training session where Rose's energy only ran so far, she saw the sign in Pixie Dust and thought she'd stop in to see what types of discounts there were.

Hey, the island might turn her into a guy again, and hotter clothes than jeans and a t-shirt might be necessary.

She pushed the door open and wandered in, looking around for the clothes and anyone she recognised. There wasn't anyone, but the blond guy was hot. And probably not a guy. "Hello?"

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"Hello," Elena purred. Damn, she sounded like Rufus, when she did. "Nice day for clothes. Nicer day for skipping them. I'd apologize, but I'm easy when I'm girl-shaped, too."

Besides, she had important amateur gay porn to recruit people for.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"Are you hot when you're girl shaped too?" Rose asked. Because damn.

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"Hell, yes," Elena said. "More likely to have a black suit, than a white one. So do we know each other? Is that going to be weird, if we do?"

It wouldn't be, on her end. She was generally good about separating sex from everything else.

Not that she was necessarily going to have sex with whoever-this-was, but really, it couldn't hurt to plan ahead.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose grinned. Girls who wore black suits weren't exactly common. "Elena? If so, then yeah we totally know each other, and..." she considered it for a moment, twisting her lips. "Nah, not really weird at all."

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[ashockingbitch]

A handsome and very British-looking blond in a suit Jenny had saved from last time sauntered into the shop and said, "I hope you're being stringent on your definition of 'hot.'"

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[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"I am," Elena said, grinning at the newcomer. "Though I admit, I am willing to grant leniency for anyone borderline who is also easy."

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[ashockingbitch]

"What if they're handsome and easy but not interested in the clothes?"

Re: Talk to Elena

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

"Then I ask if they want to star in my amateur pornography series," Elena said, without missing a beat. "Filmed in the luxurious dressing rooms right over there, for illicit blackmail purposes, and -- well. Because I think it'll be hot to watch, later."

Tact was for people who didn't look like Rufus Shinra.

Re: Talk to Elena

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny grinned at her and took her cigarettes out of an inner pocket. "Give yourself a raise, whichever minion you are."

Mod Your Shopping

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Elena is too busy looking for dominatrix teddies to notice if anyone would rather be self-serve today. Hide your shame!

OOC

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Say, does anyone want to star in some amateur gay pornography? It's for a good cause ...