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Various places around town, Sunday Night

Jason was up to no good. If the ~~paint~~ machine gun didn't give that much away, then the crazed, drugged-out expression on his face, just might. It was time to do some breaking and entering. Break and enter and shoot some shit up.

He wasn't going to be too specific either. Pick a place, fuck it up, then pick another. He was Jason Stackhouse and he was fucking invisible.

Tonight was about trying to forget his babymama's.

Effy was a goddamned fangbanger.
Buffy was too goddamned emotional.
And Eliza... wait, Ellen? No... no...Emma? Whatever her goddamned name was, she hit him!
Screw his babymama's!

Leaning back against a brick building, Jason took aim and fired. He wasn't sure what he hit, but knowing he hit something, had him laughing his ass off.

Then he took off running.

[[OOC: Totally open for whatever! ]]

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Momoko was simply walking, enjoying the cold night air when she heard the sound of a shot. "Was that a ~~paint~~ gun?"

She listened for a moment and heard running footsteps and laughter. It was a laugh, though, that she recognized as meaning trouble was afoot, and she quickly ran towards the sound to see if she could find the troublemaker. If it was nothing, fine, but she had a ~~hope~~ feeling Blossom may be needed tonight.

Edited 2009-12-06 23:53 (UTC)

"Stop right there," Jason said, spinning around after hearing running behind him. He aimed his ~~paint~~ gun at her. "Jest what do ya think you're doin' chasin' after me like ya are?"

Momoko skidded to a stop and placed her hands akimbo on her hips, indignant. "I'm chasing you, that's what I think I'm doing! Why are you running around town with a ~~paint~~ gun? Is that loaded? You can hurt someone! You shouldn't have that outside of a range unless it's an emergency!"

He narrowed his eyes. "I can do whatever I want, little girl. Whatcha out here for anyhow, 'cause chasin' after people's jest gonna get ya in trouble."

Little girl?! Oh, he did not just call her... "Little girl? I am not a little girl! And you're the one that's getting into trouble, running around town shooting at things! That much is obvious! You should just hand over that ~~paint~~ gun and go back home! Don't make me arrest you and take you to the police station!"

Oh that cracked Jason the hell up. He even had to bend over, plant a hand on his knee to catch his breath.

"You arrest me? Baby, that jest ain't gonna happen."

It just dawned on him that he was talking to a girl. A cute girl, at that...

"I got some handcuffs if ya want to use 'em."

Oh good! He was going to cooperate after all. "It certainly will happen. I'm a Heroine of Justice and you are obviously a criminal! Or at least a troublemaker." And she wasn't even being weird, this was normal for her!

"That's very considerate of you, carrying your own handcuffs! Although that makes me wonder how used to being arrested you must be." She held out her hand for the cuffs. "And the key, too, if you don't mind. And no running off! I can catch you and I'd hate to have to hurt you!"

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"See now, they're back in my room. If ya wanna come back there with me and get 'em, I'm more than willin'." And yes, that would be Jason laying on the charm pretty thick here.

And that would be Momoko in hero mode. Not that she ever noticed when a boy was coming on to her, unless they straight out said something.

She sighed and rolled her eyes. "That's what I asked you to do in the first place, isn't it? If you go back to your room, then I won't have to handcuff you, because you won't be breaking any laws! It's because you said that you wouldn't that I was going to!"

Wow. That was just too many words.

"So... that's a no, ain't it? Fine. Jest get on about your business and I'll be on mine."

With that, he turned and aimed and fired. Who knows what he hit, but it sure as hell was funny.

Edited 2009-12-07 02:08 (UTC)

What did he mean, that was a no?

"Hey! I thought you were going to stop that and go home!"

"I said I was gonna go home if ya came with me!" Man, girls were hard to talk to.

"Wait, wait." Momoko was totally confused. "Are you saying you're lost?"

She rubbed her forehead. Sometimes she missed being back home, where she could just transform, beat him up, and drop him through the roof of the jail.

Jason was beginning to think he wasn't the only one high tonight. This might could work in his favor.

"Are ya willin' to see me home if I was?"

"If you give me the gun and promise you won't do this again, then I will totally walk you home!"

She was hoping that this was just a part of the weirdness. If he was really a real criminal, she would never live down letting him go.

"That's jest crazy talk there," he snorted, keeping a tight hold on his gun.

"I might let ya touch it in exchange for a kiss though. But ya gotta hurry 'cause I got business to take care of tonight." He glanced left, then right, making sure there wasn't no one else around but them.

Momoko placed a hand on her hip and leaned to one side, raising an eyebrow and throwing his words right back at him. "Now that is crazy talk. Why would I kiss you just to to touch your gun? I use one once a week and, anytime I want, I can borrow one of Triela's!" She shook her head.

"Well I figure a kiss is more awesome than touchin' a gun," he said, narrowing his eyes at her. "I'm thinkin' you jest like talkin'. No girls knows how to use a gun proper like. Let's stick to the simple shit. Like messin' around."

"A kiss is way more awesome than just touching a gun! That's why I'm totally not doing it. That's simple, right? Now just hand me the gun and we can go home!"

She leaned in to try to take it from him by force.

"If it's way more awesome, then kiss me." With a sly grin, he leaned in to try and kiss her, keeping a secure hold on his gun.

He kissed her?! She was totally stunned, and mad. No, not mad. Very Mad.

Why is it always guys that are possessed?!

She pulled away, no longer caring about the gun, and aimed a punch right at him. She still had enough sense not to use full strength, like she would against an evil monster or something, but if it landed he'd have something to remember.

Edited 2009-12-08 01:49 (UTC)

Oh, he certainly would. He was blinking and trying to pick himself up off his ass, while trying to figure out what just happened.

Goddamn his jaw hurt and he thought he tasted blood.

"Did you... ?"

"I did and I'm not sorry!" Momoko wasn't sure what she was more angry about - having a kiss stolen or finding out that even at Fandom the only boys that seemed to like her had to be under spells.

"You kissed me and I told you I didn't want to kiss you and you're possessed and it isn't right! You should apologize! Besides, I didn't hit you that hard." Yes, she did.

Edited 2009-12-08 02:11 (UTC)

"I ain't possessed!" he exclaimed, coming to his feet finally. "Fuck this, man. I'm outta here..." Jaw in pain, Jason wasn't about to screw up his high or his night by a little tease, as cute as she was.

Swinging his gun back around, he was determined to get the hell out of there.

Right. That's what they always said. She'd believe it when everyone was back to normal and he tried to ask her out then.

"Hey! You... that's not an apology!"

"Don't expect one neither!" he tossed back over his shoulder as he continued walking.

Girls. He'd never figure them out.

He wasn't going to apologize AND he was not turning over his gun?

"Right." She ~~grinned~~ muttered to herself as she grabbed her power compact from her belt. A quick transformation sequence later and she was sending her yo-yo after him like a lasso.

Jack took a hail of paintballs full-on. He clutched his hands to his chest and looked down in horror at the red, sticky fluid seeping through his fingers. He coughed once, gasped "Tell... Mom... I... love... her..." and died.

If Jason knew he killed a man tonight, he might think about getting his religion back.

He'd also find the dead man's mama. If she was a MILF, he just might have to stay awhile.

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