http://findingelena.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2010-04-01 06:10 pm
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Pixie Dust, Thursday

So Elena was covered in honey, and not all that thrilled about it. There was a new sign in the window.

NO SALES ON ANYTHING
DON'T COME IN
CUSTOMERS SUCK


Either she'd be left alone, or she would have some interesting new perspectives on reverse psychology.

Pixie Dust was open.
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ashockingbitch: (HM - a smoke in the hand)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well," Jenny said from the doorway, a cigarette in one hand, a brown paper bag from the liquor store in the other, "I can't say I haven't been tempted to do that a time or fifty myself." She held up the bag. "I brought reinforcements."

[identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, thank you," Elena said, reaching gratefully for the bag first. "I picked a door and got honey dumped on me. Now I'm sticky and I smell bad."

The sweet was nice, at first, and then very quickly turned annoying.

"I was going to add 'Go Away' to the sign but I thought that was mean."
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Jenny handed over the bag o' liquor and smiled. "My laziness has served me well. I didn't pick a door. Also, I like mean."

[identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"What was the purpose of that?" Elena huffed, unscrewing the cap and taking a thorough swig right from the bottle itself. "Life sucks, even your teachers feel compelled to prank you now and then?"
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-02 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, today they do," Jenny said with a shrug. "It's April Fools' Day. It's best to either not get out of bed at all or self-medicate."

[identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Elena frowned. "It's ... a holiday?" she asked. "For pulling pranks on people?"

The indignation could wait.

"All right, who should we go after first?"
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-02 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Jenny knew she'd hired this girl for a reason. "I'm not the one covered in honey. You pick."

[identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Customers first," Elena decided. "Anyone who comes in after seeing that sign is just asking for it. We can put traps in the dressing rooms and scream about counterfeiting if anyone tries giving cash."
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
"And if they try to pay with a card, ask for ID, then ask if they've gained weight," Jenny suggested, because Jenny was a Mean Girl.

[identity profile] findingelena.livejournal.com 2010-04-02 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Elena mimed taking an ID from someone, and looked confused at the nonexistent card in her hand.

"No, I need your ID," she fake-insisted. "Oh. Oh, this is you? Right, I'm sorry. I can see it now. It's okay. We all have bad months."
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2010-04-02 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you're good," Jenny said approvingly.
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