http://bigbadgunn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2010-06-18 01:54 pm
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Graveyard: Friday Evening

Gunn was on patrol again.

"Yo? Vampires? Any of you guys about?"

Though it was a bit different this time around.

"I'm O positive! Got plenty here if you're hungry!"

Yeah. Very different.

[IDK. Open.]
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bitten_notshy: ([neu] broody in leather)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Gunn, what are you doing?" Jack asked, outraged. He was wreathed with bulbs of garlic and carried a large cross. He didn't expect trouble, but with the possibility of evil vampires in the world, there was no such thing as too cautious. "Do you want to attract the fiends?"

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Well yeah! I mean come on! Vampires are people too!" Gunn replied earnestly. "I've even used lotion on my neck so it'll be soft and supple for them when they take a bite."

Vampires so appreciated such things.
bitten_notshy: ([neg] i really don't think so)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"... that is completely insane," Jack declared. "What kind of damned fool wants to be bitten? It's like wanting to be attacked by wild dogs."

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"See, that's just what the establishment wants you to think!" Gunn said shaking his head. "It's all propaganda set up to make the undead look evil."
bitten_notshy: ([neu] listening)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Propaganda?" Jack repeated. "So the whole thing where they're demonic fiends who suck your blood and sometimes kill you -- that doesn't bother you at all?"

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"See, that's just a bad rap," Gunn said shaking his head. "Sure there's a couple bad apples! It's not like they all are souless monsters out to destroy the world. Now get rid of that garlic man, you're keeping them all away."
bitten_notshy: ([neg] unimpressed in hat)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Right," Jack said, clearly thinking Gunn was out of his mind. "I'll be going then. If you find a vampire and don't get killed, try not to invite it into the dorms, will you?"

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Gunn pouted at this. "What about just my room? Would that be okay?" he called out.
bitten_notshy: ([neu] always on guard)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
".... if it comes in through the window and leaves the same way," Jack allowed. "I don't want them in the dorm halls. Children walk down those."
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[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"But if they want to come into my room, that'd be okay, right?" Gunn asked hopefully.
bitten_notshy: ([neu] dark shirt)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"If your roommate is foolish enough to be all right with it, I don't have a choice, do I?" Jack asked. "The whole dorm will reek of vampire."

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Gunn sighed happily. "It'll smell like freedom."
bitten_notshy: ([neu] hood up)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"It'll reek of death," Jack said darkly.

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
"See... there's that whole thing again with death and stuff. Haven't you read Dusk? That shit is for real, man."
bitten_notshy: ([pos] B+W grin)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-06-19 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I have, and the depraved Mormon housewife who wrote those is an idiot. They aren't housecats who sparkle," Jack said. "You really won't take any garlic?"

[identity profile] bigbadgunn.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Nah, man. That woman is a genius and speaks the truth," Gunn said shaking his head. "She really got that whole thing down pat."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Comin' on. Let's find a grave to dig up," Scully was saying as she knocked her hand against the gate, trying to get it to open. "Maybe an alien one!"
notmyownage: (*has thinky-thoughts*)

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Why we diddi -- diggin' up an alien?" Claudia shook her head. "You're kinda weird."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a thing. To prove the government has an evil alien secret conspiracy... thing." Sometimes, Scully didn't get her own life either. "If there's an alien, then we win!" She stumbled into the graveyard, then nearly tripped over a low gravestone. "Whoa. Careful. They might grab you."
notmyownage: (*looks like Chloe Sullivan*)

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia peered at a grave like it might eat her at any moment. "Zombie aliens?"

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Maaaybe? I saw one, wasn't an orangutan, once. It was naaasty." Scully seemed awfully cheerful about that. "'kay. Need... a grave."

Right, how did they figure this out, last time?
notmyownage: (*is looking away*)

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Graves we gots," Claudia said solemnly. "Gots we graves."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Graves got us!" Scully crowed. Then fell over one. "Found one!"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"How d'ya know it's a alien grave?"

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"'S all... squishy." By which Scully's alcohol-fuzzed mind meant, freshly dug. "Maybe they already left!" She rolled over and frowned at the grave. "We should get a backhoe. Yeah."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes." Claudia turned and looked around the graveyard. "I don't think they have those here."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Hmmm." Scully rolled over again, looking up at the stars. "Ooo. Galaxies." Getting up again seemed haaaard. "We can go get a backhoe in the morning?"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia flopped down next to her. "Or maybe a front hoe."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Ooo. Good plan." Scully yawned, flopped an arm out to check on Claudia. "No rain. That's good. No dying of exposure."
notmyownage: (*is impressed*)

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"No dying is good." Claudia pointed up at the sky. "I can see my house from here!" And then giggled like a maniac.

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Scully almost hurt something laughing. "Ahhahahah... I can see, I can see... the end of the world from here!"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Is it like Ragnarok?"

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"It's like.. it's liiiiike..." Scully was still in silly and drunk mode, so she managed to say, "It's like an 'nvasion, and we're all turned into GIANT insects." She nodded hard. Then cracked up again.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Then we'd have six limbs. That could be useful."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Ooo. We could ... eat three meals at once!" Someone had skipped dinner.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Plus? Way more shoe options."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Way." Scully stuck one foot up in the air, considering it. "I might be taller." Why hadn't she wanted to be alien-ated, again?
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw, but you're cute at your size."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey!" Flailing. Totally ineffectual flailing. "I'm threatening! I order people around! They listen!" She poked at Claudia. "You're cute an' you need to, to, I dunno." She flopped back, exhausted. "You're cute too." Yeah, that worked.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I totally ordered Peter around, today. And pushed him. And he ran away."

Yeah, that was just a little bit smug, there.

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Scully giggled, and held her hand up for a fistbump. "Represent. Redheads in charge. You go."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-06-19 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia raised a wobbly fist. "Word."
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