Caritas | Sunday

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Seriously, Barney didn't understand how it was him, Tino, and the zombies.

Again.

He was going to have to start showing up later, when the cool people were at the bar.

...

Who was he kidding! He was the cool people in this town.

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Stage

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Singing!

Bar.

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Drinking!

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"Tino, bring me something complicated and alcoholic!" Biff commanded as he slid onto a barstool.

He knew better than to ask Barney to make something for him.

"Hello."

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He knew Barney would make him something no one would ever desire to consume.

"Make it a double!" Barney called over his shoulder. "Careful, he'll make you something with an umbrella."

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"No umbrella!" Biff added. "And no weird fruit! Or olives!"

Biff was going to end up with something spit in.

"How have you been in the hours since I've last seen you?"

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"Remind me again why you work at that gun shop?" Barney asked. "You missed out on pool time this afternoon."

Baby pool time. Shh, it's what fit in the front yard.

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"Because I need to pay for things like rent and bacon and no, Tino, not rum," Biff said.

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"Pfft, rent," Barney scoffed. "I'd suggest cutting the internet, but I know you'd cry without your daily dose of bacon blogging."

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"Bacon blogs are awesome," Biff declared. "I'll convince you of this yet. Besides, why pay for porn when it's free on the internet?"

Stay classy, Biff.

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"Because internet porn will never be as well-made as my amazing DVD collection - no matter what that gremlin did to it!"

Bastards.

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"That bastard," Biff said, nodding.

He certainly wasn't going to admit to trying to get rid of all of it the day everyone went insane. Because being BFF with Josh or no, Biff was going to lie like a rug about the exact circumstances of pornography defamation.

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...that was the day Barney cried during sex. He never spoke of it.

"Damn straight! I had to buy a company going out of business to replace it all quickly!"

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"No whiskey, either, Tino," Biff said, waving aside the new drink. "But now it's practically like new porn!"

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"Give the man a real drink!" Barney called out, waving his beer around. What? He was being lazy and Tino refused to serve him.

"Hmm. New porn..." Barney repeated, getting an idea. "I have an idea! Let's open an on-island porn depot!"

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"That is an excellent idea!" Biff said. "Wait. Do we have to open it up to the zit-faced losers at the school?"

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"Ew, no!" Barney looked horrified by the thought. "We'll be the Red Box of Porn for the island! No need to talk to ugly customers that way."

Lounge

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Sitting!

Back Room

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TV-ing!

OOC | Caritas

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OOC-ing!