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Jaina Solo Fel ([personal profile] solo_sword) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-01-15 03:02 pm

Caritas- Saturday

When Jaina came in to work today, she found Tino sitting in the back room, drinking straight from one of the bottles he'd taken from behind the bar. "That kinda day?" she guessed.

He just glared, so Jaina went back to the bar, figuring it'd be a more fun work shift if she just left him there.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Because I'm the most interesting man in the the world."

He was allowed to touch art at museums. But that was only because he had guns.

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool looked down at his Coors. "Sure, why not? I can double-fist 'em tonight."

Give him a moment.

"That came out wronger than anyone should ever wrong."

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Smart talk from someone who keeps hitting on me! I'm spoken for, missy."

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
"You called me for a booty call on the day that I should really assume it was meant for someone else, but my ass if fine."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool made sad eyes at her. "You've never looked? I have message board threads dedicated to 'dat ass'! I'm the new Nightwing!"

Who the hell was Nightwing?

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no clue, but his ass must be a thing of myth and legend."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
And that was just what DC wanted you to think. "Exactly. And my ass is just as nice." A beat. "As long as it's not drawn by Liefeld. No muscles that look like breasts for me, thanks."

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe. But it's still true."

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool grinned. "I'm going to always accuse you of wanting a slice of the Deadpool cake."

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Puh-lease. It's because you live life on the edge!"

Re: Bar

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Riiiiight." When space pirates were normal, you knew there was a problem.

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