Turtle & Canary, Wednesday

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As there was beginning to be every Wednesday, there was a HankCo. sign and a small stack of business cards sitting on the counter, listing all of the HankCo. things (notary public, private investigator, puppet repair, etc.) that weren't normal Turtle & Canary business.

At least, it started on the counter. It very quickly ended up on the floor along with some of the other things from the counter when Hank started ranting and raving at Apu and the panda. The diatribe lasted several minutes, after which Hank ran out of breath. As he started to calm down, and the red faded from his face, Apu and the panda slowly turned to go back to their business.

"And THAT," he called after them, "is why unions are super-duper-icky scourges that suck the very LIFE out of our beloved free market system!!!" After all, workers' rights cut into the bottom line.

Today's Squishy flavors: Teamster, Wobbly, Red

Comments

Talk to Hank

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Who will gladly take your money, so long as he can make sure Apu doesn't get a lunch break or overtime pay.

Mod your shopping

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And trash-talk Hank.

OOC

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The world isn't ALLOWED to end. It has to keep putting in that overtime.