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fandomtownies2011-02-23 01:47 pm
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Turtle & Canary, Wednesday
The panda was not pleased.
Its entire purpose in hanging out in the store -- its entire raison d'être, in fact -- was to stand in the dairy aisle and violently assault anyone who bought the wrong brand of cheese. That was it. That was all it wanted to do.
It did not, for example, want to stand behind the counter with a flatscreen TV hanging from its neck making it look like some sort of bizarre Teletubby. It also did not want to be (at least, starting around noon because of the time difference) following orders from the sunbathing idiot on the TV. And yet it was.
There had been cheese-related promises made.
"Apu! APU!" Hank yelled from the screen. "Hey, panda, wave at Apu! He missed a spot over there when he mopped the floor!"
Today's Squishy flavors: Mai Tai, Zombie, Grape Judas
Its entire purpose in hanging out in the store -- its entire raison d'être, in fact -- was to stand in the dairy aisle and violently assault anyone who bought the wrong brand of cheese. That was it. That was all it wanted to do.
It did not, for example, want to stand behind the counter with a flatscreen TV hanging from its neck making it look like some sort of bizarre Teletubby. It also did not want to be (at least, starting around noon because of the time difference) following orders from the sunbathing idiot on the TV. And yet it was.
There had been cheese-related promises made.
"Apu! APU!" Hank yelled from the screen. "Hey, panda, wave at Apu! He missed a spot over there when he mopped the floor!"
Today's Squishy flavors: Mai Tai, Zombie, Grape Judas
Talk to Hank
Go ahead, talk!
Mod your shopping
OOC