Ben Skywalker (
momslilassassin) wrote in
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Fixer-Uppers [all day]
Yes, there was a dance tonight, but it wasn't like Ben needed more than five minutes to shower, change and do nothing to his hair. Of course he was at work. He'd brought more of Dink's audio tapes to listen to as well:
"Why are you giving me a five-year-old street urchin to tend?" Graff demanded and Ben frowned. "Urchin" was never a description that leapt to mind when he thought of Ender.
A new voice replied, "You've seen the scores," and Ben grunted. Bean. Of course.
"Am I supposed to take those seriously?" Graff asked.
"Since the whole Battle School program is based on the reliability of our juvenile testing program, yes, I think you should take his scores seriously," the other voice said a bit acerbically. "I did a little research. No child has ever done better. Not even your star pupil."
"It's not the validity of the tests that I doubt. It's the tester," Graff insisted and Ben was already irritated by the tenor of this conversation. He wondered if Graff had just set a new record.
"Sister Carlotta is a nun. You'll never find a more honest person," the man added.
"Honest people have been known to deceive themselves. To want so desperately, after all these years of searching, to find one -- just one -- child whose value will be worth all that work," Graff said and Ben hoped that it was just his imagination that added the slight wistfulness to the man's voice. He didn't want to feel sympathy for the man. He wanted to kick him good and hard where it would hurt.
"And she's found him."
"Look at the way she found him. Her first report touts this Achilles child, and this -- this Bean, this Legume -- he's just an afterthought. Then Achilles is gone, not another mention of him -- did he die? Wasn't she trying to get a leg operation for him? -- and it's Haricot Vert who is now her candidate." Ben snickered. He was absolutely certain that Bean would not appreciate the other nicknames Graff had just given him.
"''Bean' is the name he calls himself. Rather as your Andrew Wiggin calls himself 'Ender," the man said.
"He's not my Andrew Wiggin," Graff shot back and Ben rolled his eyes. "Keep telling yourself that, Graff," he muttered. "Tell your conscience how much you don't care what you did to him."
"And Bean is not Sister Carlotta's child, either," the second voice continued. "If she were inclined to fudge the scores or administer tests unfairly, she would have pushed other students into the program long before now, and we'd already know how unreliable she was. She has never done that. She washes out her most hopeful children herself, then finds some place for them on Earth or in a non-command program. I think you're merely annoyed because you've already decided to focus all your attention and energy on the Wiggin boy, and you don't want any distraction." Ben nodded along, agreeing with the man's argument. Obviously the guy hadn't met the annoyance that was (heh) Haricot Vert or he wouldn't be pushing this hard, but he wasn't wrong about Graff's fixation.
"When did I lie down on your couch? Of course I'll give this little one a chance. Even if I don't for one second believe these scores."
"Not just a chance. Advance him. Test him. Challenge him. Don't let him languish," the man said.
"You underestimate our program. We advance and test and challenge all our students." Ben frowned again. "Stop quoting the brochure, Graff."
"But some are more equal than others."
"Some take better advantage of the program than others," Graff corrected.
"I'll look forward to telling Sister Carlotta about your enthusiasm," the man concluded dryly and the audio went dead.
Ben rolled his eyes one more time for good measure before getting back to work on a Bluetooth he'd taken apart.
"Why are you giving me a five-year-old street urchin to tend?" Graff demanded and Ben frowned. "Urchin" was never a description that leapt to mind when he thought of Ender.
A new voice replied, "You've seen the scores," and Ben grunted. Bean. Of course.
"Am I supposed to take those seriously?" Graff asked.
"Since the whole Battle School program is based on the reliability of our juvenile testing program, yes, I think you should take his scores seriously," the other voice said a bit acerbically. "I did a little research. No child has ever done better. Not even your star pupil."
"It's not the validity of the tests that I doubt. It's the tester," Graff insisted and Ben was already irritated by the tenor of this conversation. He wondered if Graff had just set a new record.
"Sister Carlotta is a nun. You'll never find a more honest person," the man added.
"Honest people have been known to deceive themselves. To want so desperately, after all these years of searching, to find one -- just one -- child whose value will be worth all that work," Graff said and Ben hoped that it was just his imagination that added the slight wistfulness to the man's voice. He didn't want to feel sympathy for the man. He wanted to kick him good and hard where it would hurt.
"And she's found him."
"Look at the way she found him. Her first report touts this Achilles child, and this -- this Bean, this Legume -- he's just an afterthought. Then Achilles is gone, not another mention of him -- did he die? Wasn't she trying to get a leg operation for him? -- and it's Haricot Vert who is now her candidate." Ben snickered. He was absolutely certain that Bean would not appreciate the other nicknames Graff had just given him.
"''Bean' is the name he calls himself. Rather as your Andrew Wiggin calls himself 'Ender," the man said.
"He's not my Andrew Wiggin," Graff shot back and Ben rolled his eyes. "Keep telling yourself that, Graff," he muttered. "Tell your conscience how much you don't care what you did to him."
"And Bean is not Sister Carlotta's child, either," the second voice continued. "If she were inclined to fudge the scores or administer tests unfairly, she would have pushed other students into the program long before now, and we'd already know how unreliable she was. She has never done that. She washes out her most hopeful children herself, then finds some place for them on Earth or in a non-command program. I think you're merely annoyed because you've already decided to focus all your attention and energy on the Wiggin boy, and you don't want any distraction." Ben nodded along, agreeing with the man's argument. Obviously the guy hadn't met the annoyance that was (heh) Haricot Vert or he wouldn't be pushing this hard, but he wasn't wrong about Graff's fixation.
"When did I lie down on your couch? Of course I'll give this little one a chance. Even if I don't for one second believe these scores."
"Not just a chance. Advance him. Test him. Challenge him. Don't let him languish," the man said.
"You underestimate our program. We advance and test and challenge all our students." Ben frowned again. "Stop quoting the brochure, Graff."
"But some are more equal than others."
"Some take better advantage of the program than others," Graff corrected.
"I'll look forward to telling Sister Carlotta about your enthusiasm," the man concluded dryly and the audio went dead.
Ben rolled his eyes one more time for good measure before getting back to work on a Bluetooth he'd taken apart.

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But it was there, anyway.
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He didn't really want to be joking about this, he realised, but he kept it up anyway.
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It was a rather bald attempt at a change in subject, but talking about that part of his life with Tahiri to Ender felt...odd.
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Alderaan was still large in his mind.
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"What did you do?"
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He paused, then added: "Basically, she bled into a bucket."
That part had made him go "huh."
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It was sad that he could probably come up with a good strategy to stop Karla on the spot. Or maybe just an aspersion cast on Hobart's strategic skills.
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He'd kind of given up on not getting involved. Right now he was focusing on 'not getting involved too much'.
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Had he mentioned recently how glad he was he didn't have to play Risk with the Earth?
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Please don't remark on his usage of the word 'we'.
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