Devil's Nest [Saturday Night]

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They really should warn a vampire before putting bricks right at forehead height, Eric decided, grumbling a bit to himself as he stomped into the club.

With raccoon ears and a tail. "You say ONE WORD, Tiny," he snarled, tail lashing, "and I'll kill you."

And that's how Eric found out that his tail could make him fly.

The Devil's Nest was open. Eric was sulking in his corner.

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"No," Eric said shortly. "I ran into a stupid brick."

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"Do you have amnesia again?" Jessica said. "Because you're a vampire, not a raccoon."

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Eric glared at her "Go outside and bang your head on the brick out there."

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"No," Jessica said. "Why would I wanna do a silly thing like that?"

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"Because all the cool kids have raccoon ears," Eric lied, pointing at Bruce.

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"My mama said I should never give in to peer pressure," Jessica pointed out.

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"And now you're a vampire," Eric said, rolling his eyes. "Do what you want. I think you'll look really good with raccoon ears. Very sexy."

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Jessica eyed him suspiciously. "You're just stayin' that," she said.

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Yep.

"Why do you say that?"

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"Because you ain't never called me sexy," Jessica said.

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"You're very young," Eric pointed out. "And I am not."

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"No, you're real old," Jessica mused. "That's why you know all about being a proper vampire."

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Which generally didn't include having raccoon ears.

"Yes," Eric said. "And you don't."

Stupid Bill.

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And that was just what Jessica was going to point out. "That's why you're s'posed to teach me," she said, "'cept I don't think proper vampires have raccoon tails and ears."

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"They do tonight," Eric groused. "Very well, I shall teach you."

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"You're not gonna tell me to go hit my head on a brick again, are you?" Jessica felt it necessary to ask.

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Oh, it was so tempting.

"Yes."

He figured it was important for her to learn to do unpleasant things for her sheriff early.

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"Whyyyyy?" Jessica whined.

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His fangs came out. "Because I am sheriff."

You could tell how old a vampire he was by not spitting everywhere when he said that word.

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"Fine," Jessica said, rolling her eyes.

She stomped out of the club. A muffled "OW!" could be heard from outside.

A minute later she was back, now sporting a raccoon tail and ears. She, in fact, looked adorable.

"Happy now?" she said.

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"How do you make that look good?" he demanded.

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"Probably because I'm cute," Jessica said, preening and turning in a circle. "And a girl."

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Thousand year old vampires do not sulk.

Much.

"I don't think that's it."

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"My natural charisma?" Jessica said with a shrug, ears wiggling. "I don't know. Why do you think?"

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"Because this island doesn't like me."