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The Park, Friday evening -- iCarly broadcast!

Sam was good this week -- she skipped going to the party before the broadcast. Which was not to say she was on time, just that she wasn't late because of going to a party on the beach.

She lead the way to a decent clearing in the park where they'd have room to move around, but close enough to the paths and street lights that Freddie wouldn't have trouble with the lighting. She remembered it from when she thought she was a gremlin, not that she was going to be bringing that up any time soon.

. . . Though if one looked closely, one might spot her teeth marks in the wood on the bench, nearby.

"Alright, Benson. Let's get this show on the road."

[ooc: OCD is up! Wanderers through don't actually have to stand in pudding or sit on cheetos, but it is a lot of fun.]

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Where the pre-show babbling comes in.

"As long as you promise not to bite me," he said, bemusedly. "Then I might need to make a worker's comp claim."

Sam's eyes narrowed dangerously. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Sure. 'Cause anyone would buy that.

"Good," Freddie said. "Because I don't want to relive it, any way."

He pushed a few buttons on his cart. "Just make sure not to step in the kiddie pool filled with green Jell-o, okay?"

Good thinking, Freddie. Don't make her regret not shoving your head into the lion's mouth in class, today.

"Please, when have I ever stepped into the kiddie pool filled with green Jell-o?" Wait. "When I wasn't supposed to?"

"And no eating it, either," Freddie said. "Because it was Ariel's idea and I want her to be comfortable and feel welcome. So there."

"I wasn't going to eat it." Not without a spoon, anyway. Sam wasn't a total heathen. "But, you know, some of us worked up an appetite in class today, instead of sitting around."

On the screen showing the studio in Seattle, Spencer and Carly exchanged a look.

"I like it better when they argue about things I have some chance of knowing about," Spencer said.

"It's fun to fill in the blanks, though," said Carly. "I bet Sam was riding a unicycle."

"You just like the word 'unicycle.'"

"This is true."

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Where . . . the show happens.

Not to be confused with the bit opening.

"Do not adjust your computer screen," intoned Carly.

"Do not pass go," said Sam.

"No turn on red," said Carly.

"Don't tap on the glass," said Sam.

"No fighting, no biting," said Carly.

"For the last time," said Sam, "I have no idea what he was talking about!"

Carly shot her a sidelong glance, then finished up. "I'm not Sam," she said.

"And I'm not Carly," said Sam. "But this is --"

And then both together: "iCarly!"

Cue canned applause and wild cheering.

For prerecorded shenaneganiganigans.

"And now," Freddie said, turning the camera around to point at his face. "We've got a special segment I recorded yesterday, featuring another student here, a watermelon, and something you definitely should never, ever do at home."

He cut to that segment (http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2100107.html), featuring Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, a gun, and a watermelon being shot in slow motion.

"Well that's definitely not a new way to make fruit salad," Carly remarked as they came back to the live show.

"That poor watermelon," said Sam. "Just minding its own business, and the next thing you know, it's blown to juicy, juicy bits."

maaaaaaaaaaaybe it's a play. Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe it's not. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe it'll involve a blowtorch. You'll have to wait and find out.

"And now," said Gibby, addressing the audience from Seattle (sans shirt, of course), "we bring you another amazing ghost story from George, the Ghost Story Telling Bra!"

"He'll scare you shirtless," Carly chimed in.

"He already has!" Gibby said, making a silly face. The camera then panned over to where a pink bra seemed to hover over the proceedings. A ghostly voice began to echo.

"Once, there was a looooooonely sock, having lost its pair in a terrible dryer accident. It lived a sad life, sitting alone in a daaaark drawer, never seeing the light of day. One day, it awoke in the dead of night, hearing the voice of its long lost pair!"

"'I'm coming for yooooou,' said the voice, and the sock was very scared. He didn't sleep at all, and the next night, the voice disturbed it again. 'I'm coming for yoooooou,' said the voice, and the sock was very afraid. The third night, it wasn't just a voice, but the spectral form of its long lost pair! 'I've come for yoooooou!' it said, and then gobbled him up."

"Aaaaand there you have it," Carly said.

"I don't get it," Gibby said. "Ghost socks?"

"Well why not?" Carly said. "After all, shoes have soles, why not socks?"

We've got one lined up, but wanders-through are always welcome!

And there would be K. Finished with his usual rounds of delivering mail, K was taking a stroll through the park and minding his own business.

When he walked into the iCarly show.

Oh my. This could get bad.

Sam paused mid-excited-flail and blinked.

"Woah. Guy in shades of noir." Don't ask why Sam knows that song. Some things are best left unknown.

She grinned at the camera. "Hey, every body, looks like we have an unusual visitor to the Fandom side of iCarly, today. Here's hoping he's not here to arrest me!"

"That depends, young lady," K said pulling down his shade to peer over them at Sam. "Are you in violation of any of the federal regulations regarding the delivery of mail, packages or post cards?"

"Uh," said Sam. She glanced at the Seattle feed. "Carly? I haven't broken any mail rules, have I?"

"Not that I'm aware of," Carly said. "But you don't tell me everything."

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The show

Opening Bit

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An amazing demonstration of marksmanship!

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iCarly presents. . . .

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Guest star(s)!

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Now please enjoy this. . . .

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Closing bit

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