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fandomtownies2011-07-13 07:38 pm
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Turtle and Canary, Wednesday
It was Wednesday, and that meant it was Hank's day at T&C. Sure, he'd been dead in a coma for the past few months, but it seemed like everything had continued running smoothly while he was gone.
Apu glared at him and threw up his hands when he saw Hank, but he usually did that anyway. Bob the SquishyBot rolled her eyes and blasted Hank in the face with not-yet-frozen Squishy mix, but that wasn't all that out of the ordinary, either. Turtle the turtle and Jane the canary completely ignored his existence, but that was okay, because after feeding them, Hank ignored them right back. The only one glad to see him was the panda in the cheese aisle, who didn't even technically belong in the store. They had an understanding, though -- Hank made sure to buy the right brand of mozzarella, and the panda didn't beat the snot out of him. It made for a healthy relationship.
Hank also set up his little HankCo. display -- a sign and business cards -- on the counter. HankCo., you see, was his independently owned and operated business that provided services (notary public, private investigator, puppet repair, etc.) above and beyond the normal Turtle & Canary experience. Just like T&C stocked just about any item (except for duct tape) that anyone could want, HankCo. was proud to provide just about any service. So long as you didn't mind it being Hank that did it, of course.
Today's Squishy Flavors: Grape Judas, Blue Lazarus, Red
Apu glared at him and threw up his hands when he saw Hank, but he usually did that anyway. Bob the SquishyBot rolled her eyes and blasted Hank in the face with not-yet-frozen Squishy mix, but that wasn't all that out of the ordinary, either. Turtle the turtle and Jane the canary completely ignored his existence, but that was okay, because after feeding them, Hank ignored them right back. The only one glad to see him was the panda in the cheese aisle, who didn't even technically belong in the store. They had an understanding, though -- Hank made sure to buy the right brand of mozzarella, and the panda didn't beat the snot out of him. It made for a healthy relationship.
Hank also set up his little HankCo. display -- a sign and business cards -- on the counter. HankCo., you see, was his independently owned and operated business that provided services (notary public, private investigator, puppet repair, etc.) above and beyond the normal Turtle & Canary experience. Just like T&C stocked just about any item (except for duct tape) that anyone could want, HankCo. was proud to provide just about any service. So long as you didn't mind it being Hank that did it, of course.
Today's Squishy Flavors: Grape Judas, Blue Lazarus, Red
Talk to Hank
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