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dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-09-10 10:35 am

The Cold, Cold Streets of Fandom | Afternoon, Despite the Dark, Dark Darkness Overhead

It was nearly the end of the lunch hour, and Topher still hadn't met his quota.

Ever since he had been turned out onto the street by his one-time benefactor, Topher had been forced to satisfy a set amount of clients per day. Despite hating every minute of it, Topher had watched as his life became an endless routine of john after john, spending endless afternoons out on the street waiting to be approached. It was miserable, and yet, The Russian wouldn't accept anything less. Topher didn't want to know what she would do if he didn't bring in enough money for the day. It would be cruel, he knew that, and he would surely end up suffering far worse than an afternoon spent on the streets.

So this afternoon found him like all the others: waiting, shivering, and contemplating the misery and despair that was his life. Maybe one day he would fall in love, he thought wistfully, and rise above the emptiness that had consumed him for so long.

Wouldn't that be nice.

[[Open! Though there will be no actual sex happening. Topher will just probably weep at anyone who tries to pick him up.]]
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[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2011-09-10 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
From his spot near the lamppost, thumbs tucked into the waistband of his painted-on jeans, Jimmy watched the kid. It was heartbreaking, but you had to distance yourself in this business, remind yourself you couldn't, it was dog-eat-dog out here, and no one could afford to watch out for the miniature spoodles.

Not when you were looking to bring down the pit-bulls.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, the part of Tony Stark will be played by singing sensation: Darren Criss.

"Christopher..." Oh, he remembered when they were young and innocent and there was still sunshine out. It was like it was yesterday...

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"What happened to you?" He had plans to enact, but he couldn't help but linger on the poor lost soul of a former friend.

And think fondly of those summers in the Swiss Alps. Because everyone went to the French Alps and he was different.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everyone sees me," Tony replied, head tossed back dramatically. "I'm Tony Stark."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get a hold of yourself, Topher!" Tony snapped, possibly slapping him, possibly just hitting air in a way that the audience would be fooled into thinking it was a slap. "You're wacked out on the heroin!"

No he wasn't. But it was edgy to claim.
Edited 2011-09-10 16:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't even know." Oh, feel the disdain Tony had for you, sad rentboy Topher. Feel it.

He pulled out his wallet, tossing cash at him in a disdainful manner. "Get yourself cleaned up."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're a mess!" Tony shouted needlessly. Topher could hear him just fine at his normal level.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, it was all over his suit! Why?!

"Topher, I've moved on from this," Tony said, trying not to encourage him. "I'm a captain of industry!"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Topherrrr, my leetle babushka, do you haf happy news for Kenzi?"

She possibly sounded liked she wouldn't mind if he didn't. The accent got randomly thicker. "Tell me you haf been working hard, like good boy!"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi shook her finger at him playfully. "Tryink is not doink, Topherrr." Her voice became randomly more German sounding. "Would help if you did not look like drowned puppy! Who vants sex with DROWNED PUPPY?!"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"There iz whole ocean to get you clean! There is water gutters to stand under! There are drinkink fountains! I VILL GET HOSE, YES?" Kenzi asked menacingly. "Maybe spray gun! No excusez! Orrrrr...."

Fog rolled in. Music ramped up menacingly. Kenzi's nostrils flared.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"We agreed to never speak of Portugal!" What.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course you would. You are my good boy!" Kenzi patted his cheek, then wiped her hand off on her fur coat, distastefully. "Now. You vait here, I have to bring hose, zen you are clean and wet and appeal to those with white-knight complex, no? Remember! If zey take you home, you to call me, so we enact plans, yes?"

She snapped her fingers. Suddenly, there was a minion NPC with a hose leading to a water source somewhere.

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