fandomtownies | Turtle and Canary, Wednesday

Hank was still partly convinced that the robot baby Professor Skythingy had given them was going to grow up to be Arnold Schwarzenegger and come back through time to assassinate him with its laser eyes. It said something about his home universe that the "Arnold Schwarzenegger" part of that was the only bit that was outside the realm of possibility. He was remarkably blase about it, though -- after all, all SORTS of things tried to kill him on a regular basis.

Still, he introduced the baby to Bob the Squishybot as "Baby Ahnuld the assassin-bot". Maybe they would be friends?

Later on, when Ahnuld started to cry, Hank realized that he'd forgotten to pack the baby formula. That wasn't a problem in a store, though!!! He carried the baby to the dairy aisle, muttering to himself. "So, Jack doesn't think I can take care of a baby, huh? Well, we'll just see about that!!! He's probably all hungry, now, and I know what babies eat -- they eat MILK!!!"

The panda glared at him, and Hank quickly backpedalled. "...They eat CHEESE!!!"

Which was why baby Ahnuld ended up sitting by the cash register and crying while Hank tried to get him to suck on a chunk of mozzarella.

Today's Squishy flavors: Baby Formula, Pureed Vegetables, Red