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fandomtownies2011-11-30 08:30 pm
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Turtle and Canary, Wednesday
People's family and friends were disappearing left and right. Everyone was so heartbroken and depressed. Life was starting to suck.
But, like the old saying goes, "When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand, hire illegal immigrants to staff it at a fraction of minimum wage, and sell what is essentially sugar water at two dollars per glass of pure profit." ...Well, maybe that wasn't quite how the saying went. But if it wasn't, it should be!
Which is why there was a sign up in the window of Turtle & Canary, despite the firm protests of Apu.
Missing your loved ones???
Save their memory! All photograph frames and scrapbooking supplies 20% off!
Additional daily special:
All chocolate ice cream 15% off with purchase of a box of tissues
Today's Squishy flavors: Red, Green, Whiskey
But, like the old saying goes, "When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand, hire illegal immigrants to staff it at a fraction of minimum wage, and sell what is essentially sugar water at two dollars per glass of pure profit." ...Well, maybe that wasn't quite how the saying went. But if it wasn't, it should be!
Which is why there was a sign up in the window of Turtle & Canary, despite the firm protests of Apu.
Save their memory! All photograph frames and scrapbooking supplies 20% off!
Additional daily special:
All chocolate ice cream 15% off with purchase of a box of tissues
Today's Squishy flavors: Red, Green, Whiskey