Jeff, God of Biscuits...Delivery Cart, Near The School Gates, Friday Afternoon

[thatsamilkshake]

Yes, Francine Peters stole a golf cart.

Yes, even though there was nobody left in J,GoB, she felt guilty about it.

Yes, she was Francine Peters and thus was fully under the impression that Professor Skywalker would probably send her to jail for it eventually, but there was a war on and THE PEOPLE NEEDED CHOCOLATE.

Which is why there was a golf cart full of chocolate-frosted chocolate chocolate fudge double chunk ripple chocolate cupcakes, doughnuts and yes, people with long memories for stupidity, brownies (sans oregano), located at the corner of Mallard and Chimera, for any of Fandom's brave fighters who need more artillery. Or had the munchies.

Yes, Natalie, there was definitely also coffee.

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Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

"And to be careful and not get killed or Francine will cry," she prompted him, starting to fill up a bag with cupcakes, but holding it out of his reach.

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[bitchprince]

"I can't promise you anything," Arthur reminded her. "It is a fight we're talking about."

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

"Fine." No, it wasn't. "And to be careful and try not to get killed or Francine will cry," she amended.

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[bitchprince]

"All right," Arthur said, because he recognised a losing battle if he saw one. "Have you handed out many cupcakes today?"

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

"Three or four dozen so far." Francine pointed to an empty rack. "The assistant manager at Chilly Boulder took two boxes; she said they're gonna mix 'em with ice cream and make deep-freeze bombs they can throw from the roof."

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[bitchprince]

Arthur paused. "Well," he said, "That's certainly... creative."

The face he pulled said he thought otherwise.

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

"They'll fly harder if they're frozen, I guess," Francine said, shrugging. "Like snowballs."

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[bitchprince]

"Still, isn't it the idea to get them to eat it?" Arthur wondered. "I don't know - that seems... difficult."

He preferred sticking pointy ends in things.

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

"Point," Francine allowed. "Maybe they've got really good aim?"

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[bitchprince]

"It would have to be pretty good aim indeed," Arthur said, scoffing as only he could.

Re: Talk to the Baker(s)

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine shrugged. "There's a reason I bake things instead of throw them." Because she threw like a girl.