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It's the OJ Show!- Over the airwaves, Sunday afternoon

Jaye finally knew why people supervised their children: because if they broke things, you'd be the one cleaning up the mess. So when OJ (...that was his name, right?) kept insisting that they do radio, she decided she'd go along and ~~sneak a shot of rum or two to deal with this~~ monitor the squirrels while he used the equipment.

"Goooooooooooooood morning, Fandom!" OJ's voice carried over the airwaves. "This is Qui-Gon "OJ" Kenobi here with all your... stuff for this beautiful Sunday morning!"

"Afternoon," Jaye corrected.

"Afternoon! So why don't we just play some music and you can call in with requests, or if you just want to ask for advice or maybe a date..."

"Oh my god."

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Call the station with your requests or questions and have like twenty seconds of those fifteen minutes of fame!

"Hey, this is Nadia from Milwaukee," Maria lied blatantly. "I was wondering -- what's a good way to get shut down by a cute bartender?"

Oh, he was so glaring at the equipment right now.

"I'm sure any way you go about it, you'll get shut down," OJ assured her, and disconnected the line. "Next caller!"

So Jaye's kid.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS QUI-GON KENOBI?"

Inside voice, Anakin.

"I know, it's dumb, right?" Jaye called from where she was sitting. "I blame that other me's obvious epidural."

"Hey!" OJ replied, glaring some more.

"I hate this weekend," Anakin announced.

"You sound familiar," OJ noticed. "Is that you, Uncle Anakin?"

Sputtering. So much sputtering. Finally: "...no?"

"Really? Because you sound just like him."

Outdoor voice and all.

"Nope, I've never heard of him."

Anakin, just stop.

"I'm sure you haven't," OJ said. "He's never really done anything anyone would know him for, or anything..."

Be nice, OJ.

"HEY."

Good job, Anakin. You've just been successfully baited by a 13-year-old.

"I knew that was you!" OJ grinned. "Is there anything you wanna hear, Uncle Anakin?"

He was so calling him that on purpose now.

How evil was Anakin feeling today?

"Pocketful of Sunshine," he declared. "Dedicated to your mom."

"Oh, you son of a-"

Whatever she said next wasn't heard over the radio, because better believe OJ found the bleep button like straight off.

"Done! Thanks for calling!" OJ said.

Don't ask whose phone Vlad is calling from. They'd probably get it back eventually.

"Hey, I want to hear 'Sabotage' and dedicate it to my loving parents," Vlad said. "Kenzi and Butters." Liiiiies.

"Hey, I'm not gonna judge," OJ decided, and realized he had no idea how to find something that fast, which meant he had to wave Jaye over to do it for him and he was so not telling anyone about that, "even if that screams 'issues.'"

"My future therapist is going to go to college on my backstory," Vlad confirmed. "Thanks, dude."

In case you just want to come by, for an on-air visit or not.

IT'S TOTALLY GENETIC OKAY I HAD TO.

BEST PB CHOICE EVER I AM JUST SAYING.

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It's the OJ Show!- Over the airwaves, Sunday afternoon

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