throughaphase: (bar)
[personal profile] throughaphase
Caritas was decked out tonight for tonight's event with balloons and a giant glittery sign over the stage.

WELCOME TO
THREE MINUTE DATES!!


And a few minutes before 8:00, Kitty took the stage with the zombie band playing her on. As the music stopped, she began, "Welcome, everyone, to our semi-annual Three Minute Dates! If you're new to this, you've added your names to the list and when your name is called, you'll meet your first date and have three minutes to get to know them. Then when the buzzer sounds, it'll be on to your next date. Easy peasy! We've done things a little differently tonight, and gone through the painstaking process of picking some great matches for you all-"

It was then that Tino took it upon himself to come by to show off something like a miniature version of SNL's upcoming hosts board, with everyone's names attached in pairs. It was really a work of art.

And then he slipped on a patch of glitter and the names went flying everywhere.

One of the zombies played a sad "wah wah" sound.

For a moment Kitty just stared in horror, and then said, "Give us two minutes," and dashed off the stage.

Off to a great start!


[Hold up for all the OCD! Go forth and date! A regular post will go up on Saturday for after the dates is up!
The Bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC | Caritas after the dates]
fates_jaye: (at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
The dates were over, and Jaye was doing her very best to sweep confetti off the bar and onto the floor to deal with later. The zombies were playing sappy 80s love songs, and she and Tino were prepared for people to hit the bar to mingle.

SPECIAL
Sweetheart Cocktail


"You're making that," Jaye told Tino.

Well, one of them was prepared for people to hit the bar to mingle.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, December 3rd, 2022 11:03 am
fates_jaye: (smirk)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Tino usually got to the bar first so while it was weird for the reverse to happen today, it meant that Jaye got to witness him drag his hungover ass to work after his NPC party last night. Given that they were working nights, that was pretty impressive!

It also meant she got to see him look like he might cry when he spotted the mock-up flyer for the New Year's Eve party.

She almost felt bad. Not bad enough.


[Open with varying levels of SP warning.]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, November 5th, 2022 10:32 am
fates_jaye: (yeah about that)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Tino had been playing with the blender today. Jaye was doing her damndest to stay out of it. Until the specials board went up.

SPECIALS
BLENDED DRINKS


"It's amazing how on your own you are with this," she told him.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, October 8th, 2022 03:28 pm
fates_jaye: (you're adorable)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye was getting the hell out of dodge for the week, and she was actually looking forward to something? Weird.

It also meant she was less productive at work than usual. Earlier she'd told Tino she was headed off to wax the mechanical Bull and stayed there for like an hour before realizing she should probably not wax that.

Or... maybe she should do it for real....

[Idk my brain is not here today, this is what you get.]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, September 24th, 2022 10:34 am
fates_jaye: (talking at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye had no one here for the weekend, which was a relief and she loved it. (She wouldn't have minded if Eric showed. Not that she'd told him anything about this town.) And she was hoping for some good people watching today, though again, Tino was having to do anything more complicated than pouring because she didn't wanna.

And there were a couple times Jaye found herself looking at the stage and wondering if there was one more zombie than usual. Did zombies get guests? Or was she just unobservant?

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, September 17th, 2022 01:17 pm
fates_jaye: (shocked and appalled)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Tino had come in prepared for another day of letting the masses try his homemade Malort. He'd even come with a Malort punch. Don't ask what was in the punch. Malort was bad enough, don't torture yourself with ingredients.

Jaye put up with it just long enough till he went to take a phone call, and then she ran the vat of punch into the alley out back and rushed back to the bar before he got back.

She saved you all. You're welcome.

Ignore the trail of sloshed Malort on the floor.


[Idk, my head hurts. Open!]
texted3times: (i have a secret)
[personal profile] texted3times
Eric came into the bar still looking a little smug from his successful date on Saturday.

Well. "Date."

He slouched into a bar stool and glanced over at Tiny who was sipping something with evident enjoyment. "What are you drinking?"

Tiny rumbled an answer.

"Tino's homemade malort," Eric repeated. "Pass."

The Devil's Nest was open. Don't drink the malort.
fates_jaye: (at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Another successful Three Minute Dates, probably! Possibly! Who knew!

But once the dates were over, Jaye was back behind the bar, making Tino do the work, especially when she saw the specials he'd put up over the last fifteen minutes.

SPECIALS
Liquid Panty Dropper
Screaming Orgasm
Loneliness


Tino. TINO.
throughaphase: (you're so cute)
[personal profile] throughaphase
It was that time of year again! New people were here! New people to date, get to know, or perhaps make a mortal enemy of!

You never know.

Signs were hung up in front of the bar, both obviously, and easy to miss for anyone who might wander in and get signed up without their knowledge. Above the bar was a banner (in glitter):

TONIGHT!
THREE MINUTE DATES!
GOOD LUCK WBRURBODY


Your hostess wasn't gonna question it. And a few minutes before 8:00, she took the stage.

"Hello, everyone! And welcome to Three Minute Dates!" Kitty greeted them. "If you're new to this, the rules are simple. We call your name along with one other person. You talk to this person, get to know their likes, their loves, their dreams. After three minutes, a buzzer will sound-" Pause for the sound. "-and you'll hear your name paired with a different person. Et cetera. If there is anyone you'd like to talk to more, the bar will be open afterwards for drinks and conversation. Remember that any violence will get you transported into the pond, but also please don't attempt violence in order to flee, that is rude to the rest of your dates. Now I'm going to get off the stage. Have fun, and good luck..."

She trailed off, not going to attempt to pronounce the word on that sign.


[Hold for so much OCD OCD up! Date away!
The bar | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC]
texted3times: (expressive eyebrows)
[personal profile] texted3times
Eric had, in general, moved past most of his issues. (The ones neatly labeled "WITCHES" and "WEREWOLVES" over in the corner of his office were tasteful and, let's be honest, practically cliché given who he was. The sparkly one labeled "Sookie" was not up for discussion.) He'd gotten to work mostly unscathed by whatever this was, and then he went out into the main area.

Every damn piece of luggage was olive shaped, including the "TAKES A JOKE WAY PAST THE POINT WHERE IT'S FUNNY" bag Tiny was frantically shoving into the walk-in fridge.

"Drink," Eric said, rubbing his forehead. "Big one. Keep them coming."

The Devil's Nest was open. Unfortunately.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 27th, 2022 09:32 am
fates_jaye: (snark)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye had walked in to Tino blowing a noisemaker at her.

He then presented her with a certificate of completion of a full month at work in a row.

"Joke's on you, I haven't completed anything yet," she said, though when you were getting dunked on by Tino that was probably pretty bad.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 20th, 2022 02:17 pm
fates_jaye: (unimpressed)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
The zombie band was playing elevator music tonight. Just... so much Manilow. Jaye had heard the Girl from Ipanema twice. Upon the start of an Englebert Humperdinck kick she'd begged them to do something, anything, twice, but they'd only started playing louder.

So have fun with that, patrons. And maybe being your bartender some earplugs.

[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 13th, 2022 10:09 am
fates_jaye: (bored)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Tino, bored, was stacking martini glasses on the bar.

Jaye, bored, wasn't saying anything. He knew she wasn't going to help clean, but she did like watching spectacular failure.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 6th, 2022 09:48 am
fates_jaye: (using small words)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Tino looked at Jaye like she had two heads when she actually showed up to work.

She ignored him for a while. Got herself a beer because she deserved it and they were right there. Looked anywhere but at him.

But she could feel him watching her, and finally said, "I was busy getting exorcised, okay?"

It was worrying how casually he accepted that explanation.


[Open with some SP!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, June 18th, 2022 10:47 am
fates_jaye: (that sounds wrong)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Of course the bar was done up for Pride, and Tino had specials for drinks in rainbow colors (though you'd have to order them as like, "Red" and "Green" while having no idea what was in them), and this was going to be interesting when your bartenders were this truly lazy.

"You have to do the hard work," she told him. "The menu is your fault."

He did this to torture her, she was sure.


[Open!]
texted3times: (Default)
[personal profile] texted3times
Well, there was good news and bad news at the Devil's Nest. The water feature had been removed from the axe range, so Eric was pleased about that.

The rest, though...

"The entire bar is pink?!"

Tiny shrugged.

Eric was going to kill someone. Tiny hoped it wasn't him.

The bar was open! Cosmos were on special because Tiny had a wicked sense of humor.
texted3times: (Default)
[personal profile] texted3times
WELCOME, SUMMER the sign--written by Tiny--said. WHERE EVERY NIGHT CAN BE SHIRTLESS NIGHT IF YOU'RE DEDICATED.

Tiny was certainly following his own advice there.

Eric was...ignoring him, mostly, but sipping his drink over in the lounge. His shirt was on tonight but so were his leather pants. The air conditioning was up to compensate.

The Devil's Nest was open!
texted3times: (sincere rly)
[personal profile] texted3times
Eric Northman, Head Warehouse Guy or Whatever, stripped out of his wet shirt because of that freak rainstorm and unlocked the door to the Amazon warehouse. (He could be outside because he was just a regular hot guy now, okay. Don't like, don't read, DON'T SEND ME MEAN COMMENTS.)

He clocked in because he needed every cent of his paycheck to pay his rent and for food and hair products and stuff and then turned on all the lights, fired up the coffee machine in the employee coffee shop that was like Starbucks but not as exploitative to workers and started on today's orders of, like, toilet paper and sex toys and things people buy from Amazon.

"Oh, how I wish I could find someone to love while working in these horrible conditions!" he sighed out loud like people do.

[OOC: Oh so open.]
fates_jaye: (that seems to be what you're going with)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Morning, all. This is Jaye, childless and happy, and wow do I have a lot of notes, so let's get to talking about your suffering. Because the kids are back!

In the dorms, Vi woke up to a not so welcome visit from daughter Cerise. Oops.

In town, why don't we start with all the awkward wakeups? Then we'll work our way over to work posts. Sound good?

*chittering*

Wasn't actually asking for an opinion. Goose and Ignis tried to get a lazy morning in, except they got visits from Ariel and Dwight rolled with Kristoff showing up pretty well, and Ben did not seem happy to be visiting Billy. Aphra got home just in time for Anakin to show up with their kid Nebitu, and I'm sure everyone was happy about that. Tony and Old Steve woke up to see the return of Morgan, who was kinda cryptic about some future stuff, Danny and Old Steve got to meet a kid who's kind of sensitive about how her name is pronounced but she's going to have to deal because that's too many vowels for me.

Lucifer woke up early, which was fine since he, Duke and Octavia have a daughter who showed up. No one seemed thrilled with the situation. Prompto and Liz got surprised by Noctra and Lucius, Wanda tried to figure out how she was reunited with Billy and Tommy, and Old Steve came by with donuts to check up, and to warn her that this is a weekend thing.

Over at the junkyard, Summer had a giant space baby- the squirrels capitalized "giant" there- Irene brought Hamish to the Perk and tried to figure out what to do with him, Lucille had a perfectly normal day at the flower shop, good for her, Yang brought daughter Bells for ice cream, and hopefully explained why her name is Bells. But then she also was found by Lucy, so they had to call Prompto to come see her. I do like the weirdness of this week, from a bystander perspective. Amaya was ready for Zephyr at the forge, though she also had Dwight bringing their kid Kristoff over and Irene bringing non-related Hamish to meet her. Annie and Diego got a visit from a different Autumn and Ben than last year, Vi brought Cerise and Amber to see Steph at the lighthouse because surprise! Amber's hers, Miguel had bring your kid to work day, and Dwight brought Kristoff over for introductions.

Finally, I opened Caritas where Tino had a kid. TINO. Billy brough his Ben in and expected to be drinking harder stuff later, Jaskier discovered his kid with another unpronouncable name is defensive of her mom Yennefer, probably because she gives her beer, and Jaskier needs to invest in a codpiece. Godspeed.

That's all. Have fun with... all this.

Caritas- Friday

Saturday, April 2nd, 2022 01:55 pm
fates_jaye: (dying to laugh)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
You know who didn't have kids? Jaye!

You know who did? A bunch of other people!

So Jaye's thought process for work was that hopefully she could serve people who really needed it while silently mocking them, and that worked really well till she noticed the creepy weird kid at one end of the bar while Tino pointedly had nothing to do with him.

"Ew, someone procreated with you?" Jaye asked, and now Tino was ignoring her too.
fates_jaye: (yeah about that)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
The dates were over, and Jaye had to go back to work. So she hopped back behind the bar to see that a specials board had been put out while she was dating.

SPECIALS
Love Potion #9
Sweetheart Cocktail
Cupid's Arrow
Grapefruit and Rosemary Mocktail
Strawberry Mint Nojito


"I'm not making any of these," Jaye said. "That's all you and Kitty."
throughaphase: (flirty)
[personal profile] throughaphase
Come one, come all! It was time for everyone's some people's favorite event, maybe!

TONIGHT!
THREE MINUTE DATES!!!


The bar was open before the dates, and maybe you hung out. Maybe you mingled. Maybe you signed up. Maybe you'd be surprised when Tino or someone else signed you up against your will! But regardless, a few minutes before 8 pm, Kitty hopped onto the stage, which was bedecked in a red sparkly curtain that someone had probably gotten on Amazon for $6!

"Hello, everyone! And welcome to this installment of Three Minute Dates!" Kitty greeted them. "If you're new to this, the rules are simple. We call your name along with one other person. You get three minutes to get to know that person. After three minutes, a buzzer will sound-" Pause for the sound. "-and you'll hear your name paired with a different person. If there is anyone you'd like to talk to more, the bar will be open afterwards for drinks and conversation. Remember that any violence will get you transported into the pond, but also please don't attempt violence in order to flee, that is rude to the rest of your dates. Now I'm going to get off the stage. Everyone have fun tonight!"

Or like, at least attempt it.


[Please hold for an obscene amount of OCD posted while babysitting! OCD is up! A regular bar post will go up later on Saturday. If I spelled anything wrong, it's because none of your characters' names make sense to me anymore.
| Before the dates | Round One | Round Two | Round Three | Round Four | Round Five | OOC]
grenadesandohana: (neg: talking with my hands like danny)
[personal profile] grenadesandohana
Yes, today was a federal holiday but Calvin and the gang weren't exactly from around here and Steve wanted to check on the state of the road in front of the station since someone, Ralph, had put sugar down instead of salt.

"I don't know why I'm surprised," he sighed as he came around the corner and found a pop-up shave ice stand being run by raccoons right next to the station. "You guys got permits?"

They were produced with a flourish.

"You got pineapple?"

Steve, don't eat sidewalk snow.

[OOC: Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, January 15th, 2022 10:41 am
fates_jaye: (ehhhh no)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
There was no Tino today. Jaye figured he might be late, or maybe he had called out?

But uhhh. That left Jaye, who usually shoved all her actual work onto Tino, alone at the bar today. So she was just going to hope it was an easy night. Or that they all liked beer.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, January 8th, 2022 09:37 am
fates_jaye: (huh)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
So the tree was back from its time outside, and Jaye was pretty sure there was a bird in it. Every once in a while she'd hear a noise, look at it warily, and then hear nothing for another 20 minutes.

"If anything flies out of there I'm leaving," Jaye announced to Tino. Just to get that on record.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, January 1st, 2022 01:46 pm
fates_jaye: (talking at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Everyone had probably gotten their fill of drinking last night, which was why Jaye was here tonight. Less people. Also she should earn a paycheck sometimes.

And Tino was even being helpful and put up a special on the board.

SPECIALS
HAIR OF THE DOG


But he also wouldn't tell Jaye what was in it so she'd probably discourage anyone who came in from trying it.


[Open!]
weirderthanthou: (perk)
[personal profile] weirderthanthou
The staff of the Perk were used to shenanigans. Weird lights? New piece of island? Pfft. The only person who was even a little taken aback was the newbie, and they had already dealt with advent this year.

No, the baristas made their coffee, tables were cleaned, and the Perk's seats were free and cosy to anyone looking to read the paper just obviously enough to invite conversation. Come on, get it while it's hot!

[[ feel free to ping in and use this for all your perk needs. ]]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, November 20th, 2021 09:48 am
fates_jaye: (unimpressed)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Oh look Jaye showed up again.

Granted, she showed up late, and carrying a child's stuffed teddy bear that she had procured from the mainland, but she wasn't explaining it to Tino. She wasn't explaining it to any of you.

Nor was she explaining the bite marks on her hand from the toddler she'd had to steal it from.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, November 13th, 2021 11:11 am
fates_jaye: (are you on crack tho)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye's worst nightmare had come true. All of the alcohol at the bar had been replaced by things like juice, and milkshakes. Totally kid-friendly things.

"Maybe no one will actually come in," Jaye said helpfully, "and then I don't have to deal with children without the aid of booze."

Hearing that, Tino made a sign.

SPECIALS
FREE FREAKSHAKES
THE MORE SUGAR, THE BETTER


Jaye was not Tino's biggest fan today.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, September 25th, 2021 08:31 am
fates_jaye: (at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye didn't have anyone here for Parents Weekend, which was a plus for her. It also meant that she could go to work and just hope people brought their own dysfunction in for her to watch.

And Tino had a guest! He was smaller and somehow shadier-looking and it was unclear if it was a relative or a friend or something else, and they were both kind of standing around and not speaking, which was going to leave Jaye with so many questions.
fates_jaye: (at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
And once the dates were done, Jaye was behind the bar to serve drinks to any of the people who decided to stick around. Maybe some people wanted to explore some new connections? Or meet up with someone they didn't get? Or just wanted to drink? Or had no idea there had been an event today?

Anyway, bar's open!
throughaphase: (oh yeah?)
[personal profile] throughaphase
It was that time agaaaaaain! There was a sign on the door and a banner above the stage.

CARITAS PRESENTS
THREE MINUTE DATES


Or maybe, perchance, you totally missed it somehow, and didn't run from the bar before Tino could sign you up for dates. It happens!

And then a few minutes before 8:00, Kitty took the stage under the banner, to a drumroll from the zombie drummer.

"Hello and welcome to another installment of Three Minute Dates!" Kitty began. "In case you're new to this, in a couple minutes I'm going to call out sets of names. You'll find that person, talk to them for a whole three minutes. When you hear this siren-" Oh, that was an obnoxious air horn sound. "-you'll get a new person to talk to. If you got sucked into this without your knowledge, sorry, and also it's fifteen minutes of your life, make some new friends!"


[So much OCD incoming. OCD is up! Date away! A post for Caritas after the dates will go up Saturday!]
texted3times: (i smile)
[personal profile] texted3times
It was getting cooler in the evenings now, so:

LEATHER PANTS NIGHT
FIRST DRINK HALF OFF IF YOU ARE WEARING LEATHER PANTS
SECOND DRINK ALSO HALF OFF IF YOU ARE WEARING ASSLESS CHAPS

Eric was running a classy, classy establishment here.

Tiny was really working those assless chaps, though.

The Devil's Nest was open!

Caritas- Tuesday

Tuesday, August 31st, 2021 05:53 am
throughaphase: (hanging out)
[personal profile] throughaphase
It was a good day for a party! Nothing weird was happening, most people were probably between traumas, and why not celebrate with free booze.

Sure, Chaos Drink advertisements were up all over the interior of Caritas, but they were literally paying to host an event where everyone could drink a ridiculously delicious alcohol for free, so it was worth it, right? And surely this deal wasn't too good to be true or anything.

INTRODUCING CHAOS DRINK
DRINK IT FOR FREE! YES, REALLY!


There. That should do it.


[You can still sign up for the event all day today! I won't be sending out emails after Tuesday though so get those signups in now!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 21st, 2021 09:30 am
fates_jaye: (talking at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
It was dead people weekend! So Jaye figured people probably needed drinks and she could get some decent tips.

Thus she actually came to work, like two weeks in a row.

YOU PROBABLY NEED SOME SHOTS
WE HAVE SHOTS HERE


Jaye was good at marketing.
texted3times: (Default)
[personal profile] texted3times
Was it too hot for leather pants? Probably. Was Eric going to switch to leather shorts? Or course not, that's tacky. But he had forgone his shirt for the evening, and so he was lounging in leather pants with the AC cranked up as Tiny put the sign up on the bar.

SHIRTLESS THURSDAYS ARE BACK. GET DRUNK AND MAKE POOR CHOICES.

Hard to argue with that, right?

The Devil's Nest was open!

[OOC: OCD free!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, August 14th, 2021 04:14 pm
fates_jaye: (yeah about that)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Well, the plants had lasted the week. Which Jaye had not counted on when she showed up to work and found a bunch of succulents lined up on the bar.

"Since when are we a Home And Garden Center And Bar?" she asked, and then answered her own question with, "Since Tuesday, right."


[Open!]
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - comfy)
[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines
As of 2:59 AM, most Fandomites were probably fast asleep -- tucked into their cozy beds, dreaming of mountains of ice cream or large women or whatever.

As of 3:00 AM, precisely, that probably changed, as the piercing and unavoidable sound of a fire alarm filled the air.

Wasn't this a fun way to get to know your neighbors, though? Standing around outside in the middle of the night and squinting at each other irritably while a shrieking alarm went off?

Oh well.

[open, no OCD, welcome to your MHA fire drill post!]
fates_jaye: (wary)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Did you have plans for tonight? Well that was a great thought but it was not actually in the cards for tonight for some of you. That would be because at 8 pm, people on island were magically transported to one particular warehouse, where they would find themselves dressed for a slumber party.

Because you were trapped at a (at least mostly) gendered overnight lock-in warehouse slumber party.

So have fun with that! (Seriously.)

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, June 19th, 2021 07:38 am
fates_jaye: (just jaye)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye strolled into work expecting a quiet night, only to see that Tino already had a line of shots across the bar. Like he was prepared.

"Gonna be that kind of night, huh," Jaye said, without even knowing why.

At least it would only be temporary, until the partygoers took their party elsewhere.
texted3times: (door loitering)
[personal profile] texted3times
Eric hated how late the sun was setting these days--it really put a crimp in his after-dark activities if he didn't want to also bleed from the ears--so he wasn't at the bar until well after Tiny had opened. He gave the guy a baleful look when he was offered a new mango daiquiri that Tiny had been messing around with.

"Do I strike you as someone who spends a ton of time on the beach, laying out and catching fire? That's the others."

Tiny handed him a SoCo and TruBlood instead.

"Better."

The Devil's Nest was open. And not beachy.

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, May 15th, 2021 01:05 pm
fates_jaye: (talking at the bar)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Hey, look at that, Jaye showed up to work! Which she didn't think was a big deal, but Tino kept being weird about it.

"I could leave you on your own, you know," Jaye told him.

Tino did not seem to see that as much of a threat.


[Open!]
texted3times: (Default)
[personal profile] texted3times
Well, it was another Thursday, which meant Leather Pants and Sometimes Shirtlessness Night at the Devil's Nest. It was weirdly chilly for the shirtlessness, but perfect leather pants weather.

Eric had his on while he sipped from his glass of Tru Blood and watched the crowd around him as Tiny served drinks.

LEATHER PANTS NIGHT!
HALF-OFF DRINKS IF YOU ARE WEARING LEATHER PANTS
No discounts if you are a tiny child. Go away, tiny child.


The Devil's Nest was open, and the place to be if you enjoyed staring at people's butts.

[OOC: No OCD!]
grenadesandohana: (neg: wait what)
[personal profile] grenadesandohana
Steve had taken the Navy's "if you're too tired to stand up, you're too tired to make poor decision" mantra to heart, and so after getting coffee at the Perk and saying hello to Jaye, he got to the Trooper Station and led them all in running up and down the stairs while chanting annoying Navy cadences.

How had he never noticed how many were euphemistic? Maybe those were just the only ones coming to mind?

So now he was back in the office trying not to notice how the Troopers' armor gave them all pretty nice butts. What the hell was going on with his brain?
fates_jaye: (don't wanna)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
It'd been a while since Jaye dealt with this week, and she kept being tempted to hop a portal home but that wasn't a great idea, so she was just sucking it up (no) and dealing with it. Being away from her apartment seemed like a smart move until she got to the Perk and realized that she was just being exposed to pretty people and she was having to watch two baristas flirt like crazy.

Which was why her "Oh my god, just go bang it out already!" outburst happened.

She wasn't proud. Wasn't ashamed either.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, April 3rd, 2021 05:47 pm
fates_jaye: (eyeroll)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
When Jaye encouraged Tino on his spring break adventure last week- or at least didn't talk him out of it- she'd kind of figured she wouldn't have to deal with it herself. But no, the party was still going on, even if it looked like it was tapering off a little. People probably had school to get back to and needed to travel/sober up.

This also made Jaye more annoyed with the people who were still here. She wasn't big on getting hit on by drunks, and one guy had Opinions about Adele being played on spring break and he needed to make sure Jaye knew, and at one point she finally told Tino she had to get something from the stockroom and just stayed in there.

By her estimation he'd be too busy to come find her, and she could hide out till it was either quitting time or someone set the place on fire.


[Open!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, March 13th, 2021 12:45 pm
fates_jaye: (wary)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
You know what was not good for Jaye's nerves today? Working with Tino.

"Stop looking at me," she told him, and he did, and she went about her supposed work.

At least until she was sure she caught him looking at her again, at which point her "I said stop looking at me, you doofus," was met with total calm, which only meant that Jaye was now sure he had been looking at her.

So Jaye banished him to the stock room. Or he escaped to it. Either one.
fates_jaye: (cause of near death)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
Break weeks were supposed to be easy! No one was around, you got to be super lazy, it was great.

Unless of course you had a stupid little lion that told you you had to fix the delivery guy when all you wanted was a pizza, and then you'd spend a good portion of the next day dealing with a) pushing a guy down the stairs, b) having to steal a rickshaw to get him to the parking lot, c) driving him to the hospital for his broken leg, d) denying that she did in fact push him down the stairs when it must have been a gremlin or something, and e) reuniting him with his estranged father who just so happened to be the doctor assigned to him.

(She wasn't paying his bills.)

This meant that this morning she was tired, and got two coffees and a bagel before sitting down to eat with her coat still on. And the second she heard a muffled voice from her purse she said, "Don't you even dare," and she didn't even care if it got her a funny look from the baristas.

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fates_jaye: (talking at the bar)
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The dates were over, and now it was time to see if anyone actually managed to hook up.

Well, at least that's totally what Jaye was watching for as she took her place behind the bar, ready to maybe talk to some people who weren't terrible and make Tino serve the drinks that Kitty had asked them to do. Listen, Jaye only made it to her shifts like half the time, she had to ease back into this whole bartending thing.

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Love Potion #9
Champagne and Strawberries Margarita

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