Fandom Island and Town

Anyone coming into the community classroom would have their eardrums blasted with the Olympic anthem and Archer shouting "USA! USA! USA!" at the top of his lungs.

This was then followed by Archer lapping around two tables (With red solo cups and ping pong balls) and shouting "Wooooo!"

When he was finished racing around the table he merely shouted "BEER PONG! Let's go!"

Fortunately there were instructions for anyone who needed information on how to play.

Archer was late. In his mind he was only late fifteen minutes but in fact he had missed class the last two weeks mostly because he was a complete idiot and had forgotten he was even teaching a class on drinking.

Of course last week everyone had been a pony so that made it weird.

"Right. Drinking games. The first rule in drinking games is that everyone wins at drinking games because we're drinking," he declared. "The second rules is if you puke then you're a loser even though you won. Or something."

He punctuated that thought with a long slow sip of his martini as he gestured to the bevy of alcohol he had laid out in front of him. Some of it possibly pilfered from Caritas.

"Today's game is I never. I heard something about introductions on the first of class and that sounds lame. This is a much better way to get to know each other and how awful a person you might be."

Archer would no doubt "win" this game.

"Okay I'll go first. I've never slept with... wait. I have done that. Uhhhhh. I've never banged a... Nope. Did that too. Hmm."

This might take a while.