Eric Northman (
texted3times) wrote in
fandomtownies2012-04-16 08:34 pm
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"Salutations" - Monday Night
Tiny was wearing a shirt with sleeves, Eric was not threatening to eat the DJ, the DJ was playing nothing but Pat Boone...just another wholesome night of not-too-exciting fun here at Salutations.
Eric had never been so bored in his life.
Eric had never been so bored in his life.

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"I'll have your most American beer," he informed Tiny, slapping his hand on the bar top. "Not Sam Adams. I don't need any philosophy when I drink."
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"Good evening," he said, ambling up as Tiny gave Stephen a Natty Light.
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Stephen chuckled, shaking his head. "Save the wit for those of us with the natural, God given talent for it. God. Given. Talent. Learned all on our own."
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Eric reminded himself that eating people was frowned upon and that getting his business shut down just to be a snarky asshole would be bad.
"Hmmm. Must have missed seeing it on the first pass. My apologies."
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"I'm sure you'll figure these things out eventually. You could try reading my book: I Am America And So Can You to help you out with that."
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Dance Floor and Lounge!
Weirdo.
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But until she decided it was time to give them a horrible wakeup call, she was killing time by making a call.
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"Gremlin bite?" Jaina checked.
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Beat.
"If you need to buy a bunny."
It's a good thing bunnies don't ship well, Jaina.
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If so, she sooooo wanted pictures.
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"We don't have any rabbits here, no," he finally admitted. "But we're currently named Salutations."
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OOC