Turtle and Canary, Tuesday

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Frank arrived at the store today only to discover that the entire place was freezing. Upon further investigation, he learned that this was actually a good thing, as there was an enormous pile of ice cream sandwiches somewhere in between office supplies and cosmetics.

And okay, so he had one or two himself... or three... but then he did the responsible thing and hauled them over, one armful at a time, to the frozen section.

And then, you know, made a sign.

BUY SOMETHING, GET FREE ICE CREAM

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"Wackiness-induced brain freeze," Frank summarized thoughtfully. "Sounds terrifying. Have a lot of experience with it?"

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"Not as much as some," Valentine allowed. "Not by a long shot. I went to school here for a short period of time, you know. And now that I'm back, my older brother is younger than me and as a student. But I guess that's pretty light compared to the fact that my roommate when I was here was the same age as me then, but is now...five years older? Something like that. And she's my younger brother who's actual the right age's boyfriend's younger-than-she-should-be cousin. Or is that older than she should be?"

Yes, she made that intentionally confusing, shrugging her shoulders.

"Doesn't matter. You get the point. After things like that, randomly appearing ice cream is just nice."

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Frank blinked.

"Whoa," he said, actually showing his surprise for once. "That's... definitely weirder than just turning into a pony."

Beat.

"Suddenly I'm kind of glad I don't have siblings."