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The Devil's Nest, Wednesday Night

There was no ABBA at the bar this week. Thank god. No, instead the DJ was treating everyone to the dulcet sounds of 'The Immigrant Song'. On loop.

It was possibly an attempt to keep Eric from murdering him. Possibly just laziness. Either way, Derek was being driven up the walls. There were only do many times a person could listen to the same song in an evening before they felt the need to hit something.

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Where Derek was attempting to murder the DJ with sheer force of will. It hadn't worked do far.

Stiles was not smelly, thank you, Derek. He tasted of Mountain Dew deliciousness today! He also needed to study chem and that so wasn't happening in the dorms what with everyone licking each other. So he picked the bar just to be annoying.

"Dude, you didn't mention you actually worked here," Stiles said, sitting up on a stool and letting his textbook hit the bar with a thump. "Give me a Coke, barkeep."

No slamming teenage boys' faces into the bar, Derek.

Oh god, the glaring you were getting, Stiles. It was like he wanted to murder you with that textbook and then find a way to murder you again. Just because it wasn't enough to satisfy his rage.

But Derek put the Coke down. He didn't even crack the glass from the force of it. Possibly through sheer luck.

Stiles wasn't oblivious to the glaring, but he was so amused by Derek having to wait on him that he didn't seem bothered by it. "Such prompt service! Someone is getting a good tip."

"You realize I'm not always behind the bar, right?" Derek asked, 'smiling' at him. It was a very loose definition of a smile. Teeth were shown, that counted, right?

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"Hiya!" Pinkie greeted, nothing if not friendly. "Are you another friend of Derek's?"

"Ummmmm." He had no idea how to answer that. "Are you a pony?"

"Yes!" Pinkie said happily. "I am! And you're a human!"

She loved playing "identify the obvious".

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"Hello."

Jack wasn't quite as good at looming as Derek was, but he'd give it a whirl, just to see how it felt. "I'm Jack. Derek told me so many things about you."

"I'm guessing it was all unfavorable," Stiles said, shifting away because seriously. Freaking creepers.

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Pinkie Pie was nothing if not persistent. The way she saw it, she now had a standing appointment at the bar on Wednesday evenings to check in with her dear friend Derek and make sure he hadn't gotten too super grumpy in the intervening week.

"Hiya!" She cheered as she came in and sat down, giving a little holler along with the song. "Do you have any sasparilla?"

He was never going to be rid of her, was he? Was this his punishment for Kate? It must be.

WASN'T LOSING HIS FAMILY ENOUGH?

"...I don't know what that is," he said after trying to stare her into submission.

CLEARLY NOT.

And, really Derek? You thought you could win in a staring contest with a creature whose eyes took up more than half her entire head? Come on, now.

"Really?" Pinkie found that surprising -- and rather sad, really. "It's all fizzy and rooty and creamy and super tasty! ~~And I may have spelled it wrong!~~ What do you have?"

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"Hello, do your fingers taste like rabbit?" Jack asked as he came up to the bar -- disheveled and annoyed, and still carrying a satchel with his college texts. "Mine have all day. Almost drove me mad in my art history lecture, trying to place what the flavor was. Raw rabbit."

Ick.

Derek made a face at that. Because, c'mon, guys. He might be a werewolf, but he liked normal food. "No." He leaned over to tell if the scent changed and... nope. "Burnt wood."

Jack was about to say Derek was lucky, to whine about how he was supposed to keep Kosher and rabbit definitely was not, when he remembered how Derek's family had died and rather firmly shut his mouth.

"I see," he said instead. "This is new, by the way. I've never heard of people tasting funny."

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At this time of night, really, Jaina just needed a break from the fact that she tasted like chai again, which was something she'd forgot ever happened in the first place, and also she was back to getting bored easily.

And there was a bartender she didn't know yet. "Can I get a vodka tonic?"

That she'd probably drink two sips of.

It was because he was a lurker, Jaina. He lurked.

Derek glanced down at her hand before mixing the drink up. Because he was a good bartender like that and all. Then, silently set it down in front of her.

He was quite the talker.

"Do you speak?" she wondered.

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Where you can come from a land of ice and snow. Where the midnight sun and the hot springs grow.

Where the blame for the music is laid.

This song was awesome, Derek.

Eric was glaring at you for a whole other reason.

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This song was terrible, Eric.

Derek glared right on back. Because of reasons. Smelly teenage boy reasons.

If Eric stopped letting smelly teenage boys into the bar, half the campus couldn't show up!

Still with the glaring.

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Now that song is stuck in my head. The version from the opening credits of the American remake of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

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